2020-10-10 at 11:12 PM UTC
In what's being hailed as a 14-dimensional Go move, President Trump added a Black Lives Matter decal to his SUV so he can take as many trips outside the hospital as he wants, and the media won't be able to claim he's spreading COVID.https://babylonbee.com/news/outstanding-move-trump-adds-black-lives-matter-sticker-to-suv-so-media-cant-claim-hes-spreading-covid?utm_content=buffer58dad&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
"Checkmate," Trump said as he smiled and waved to reporters. "This is fantastic. Now, if I want to go grab a milkshake from the McDonald's drive-thru – bam, Black Lives Matter sticker. Can't touch me. Can't criticize me. It's beautiful. Tremendous, really."
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post didn't die in a fire!
2020-10-11 at 5:25 AM UTC
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the actual justification for BLM rallies not spreading the virus is because they were intimidating more people into staying home than attending the protests
ie. net lower number of people out and about
2020-10-11 at 10:18 AM UTC
Trump gave himself covid and has access to the vaccine already so he's fine and just wanted to test positive because it makes him look better
2020-10-12 at 1:17 PM UTC
Lol, he should put that sticker on his car just to troll.