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The Exorcism of Fralala

  1. #1
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Ok so, back around mid September we went through hurricane Sally and right before the hurricane hit we were getting ready for bed and we noticed the word “hi!” scribbled on our bathroom window in the condensation. I immediately froze and screamed and told Lanny the house is haunted. He said he thought it was one of the fence guys (pfft it was definitely a demon). Anyways. A few nights ago I started having nightmares and I’ve been making awful noises in my sleep. Then one night I woke up and Lanny was wandering around the house and I said what are you doing and he said he thought he heard the doorbell. Another night I woke up screaming at him about saying my name in his sleep.

    Basically I am possessed and I am convinced that goddamn Hurricane kicked in an evil spirit from God only knows where.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    No.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Listen nigger, you can go post about trying to figure out how to blow “20 grand” when you should obviously spend it on getting custody of your kid but this thread is about me being possessed.

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    I can get the demon out of you but it's gonna require a painful vomiting up of part of your soul as the price

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    frala Avant garde shartist
    I feel like that might be what’s required.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    This won’t go away. You have to start playing sex games. I don’t mean sexual recreation, I mean dysregulating your sex life in a way that causes him to obsess over a resource he has yet to identify. This will completely change the atmosphere of your home, which will hopefully confuse the ghost enough that it leaves you to haunt someone else.

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    frala Avant garde shartist
    That sounds complicated. Can you elaborate?
  8. #8
    I recommend making the witches dark ointment out of the mature pod of the soniferum poppy and then consuming it in an inhalation smudge ritual

    https://www.alchemy-works.com/psom_nigrum.html

  9. #9
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by frala Listen nigger, you can go post about trying to figure out how to blow “20 grand” when you should obviously spend it on getting custody of your kid but this thread is about me being possessed.


    It's called visitation, not custody and that's already in place. Court proceedings delayed till next year due to China virus. 😎
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Has your had spun around a few times with green goo pouring out of it?
  11. #11
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Has your had spun around a few times with green goo pouring out of it?

    That’s my usual nature.


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I recommend making the witches dark ointment out of the mature pod of the soniferum poppy and then consuming it in an inhalation smudge ritual

    https://www.alchemy-works.com/psom_nigrum.html


    I do not need heroin rn Scron!
  12. #12
    Lanny victim of incest
    I'm down with the sex games plan
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  13. #13
    Originally posted by frala That’s my usual nature.




    I do not need heroin rn Scron!

    wtf no thats an illegal drugs and would require the use of acetic anhydride which is an irritant and combustible liquid. I am talking about a natural organic extraction of this plant to make an alchemic material for use in religious ceremonial holistic use only.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm down with the sex games plan

    But does the ghost have to be involved?

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wtf no thats an illegal drugs and would require the use of acetic anhydride which is an irritant and combustible liquid. I am talking about a natural organic extraction of this plant to make an alchemic material for use in religious ceremonial holistic use only.

  15. #15
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Do you and lammy poop with the door open/brush teeth whilst the other is pooping?

    What’s the poop/bathroom rule with you 2 lovers?
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    DOORS CLOSED DURING

    Although I do go around the house screaming “are you poooooooping?” and then stand at the door and stare at him creepily waiting for him to come out of the bathroom
  17. #17
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    So the romance isn’t dead...


    Yet
  18. #18
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Lol

    Truth be told...I’m not sure how he hasn’t killed me

    Yet
  19. #19
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no doubt
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I have to say if i were you I would be talking to lanny about a better house,, you know one not haunted with a third floor just in case it is haunted that way you can at least share the dwelling by making a deal and allow the ghost only on the third floor
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