I refuse to believe this is real

1. 2020-10-08 at 11:28 AM UTC

   #1
   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
   
   
   

   To save his declining business, Chris Cringle (Mel Gibson), also known as Santa Claus, is forced into a partnership with the U.S. military. Making matters worse, Chris gets locked into a deadly battle of wits against a highly skilled assassin (Walton Goggins), hired by a precocious 12-year-old after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking. 'Tis the season for Fatman to get even. Marianne Jean-Baptiste also stars in this film co-written and co-directed by Eshom Nelms and Ian Nelms. Fatman opens in select theaters November 13 and On Demand and on Digital November 17, 2020.

   https://www.ign.com/videos/fatman-official-trailer
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   • Sudo
2. 2020-10-08 at 1:10 PM UTC

   #2
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   bro wot!!! rofl
3. 2020-10-08 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Sounds like Mel sold out...again.
4. 2020-10-09 at 10:19 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Bugz Space Nigga
   holly jolly wood has ran out of ideas to make "art"
5. 2020-10-09 at 11:12 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Now we can say Merry Christmas again!
   
   Stickin it to the Jews once again
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   • Splam
6. 2020-10-10 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #6
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   HE SAID THE NAME oF THE MOVIE POGGERS