Merry Christmas

1. 2020-10-02 at 11:22 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   I walked into a Dollar General yesterday and all the employees were ripping the store up and putting Christmas stuff on the shelves. I don't know why I was surprised. I wanted to say "fuck this dumb shit" or something so I walked up and asked where the spaghetti noodles are. Now I remember why I don't like Christmas anymore.
2. 2020-10-03 at 8:46 AM UTC

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   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Christmas is just a charade holiday where families get together and pretend that they don't hate each other for a short amount of time. I've had decent Christmases in the past but there's maybe only been one in the past ten years I've had that I considered a good one.
3. 2020-10-03 at 9:28 AM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   OP doesn't realize that the people who start bitching about Christmas in October are worse than people gearing up for Christmas in October
   
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4. 2020-10-03 at 9:48 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Happy Halloween
5. 2020-10-03 at 9:49 AM UTC

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   Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
   Christmas is a satanic ritual
6. 2020-10-05 at 12:48 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Just another day in paradise.