What do you fear more, tornados or earthquakes?

1. 2020-09-30 at 9:10 AM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   I'm at a stalemate at how to continue my existence, wondering if I should be worried about tornadoes or earthquakes. Trying to find a home.
   
   What do you fear more?
2. 2020-09-30 at 10:45 AM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   You can actually get away in time with a tornado.
3. 2020-09-30 at 11:26 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I ain't skerred bout neither.
   However if I were still in the Midwest Ida say tornados but it would be consern not fear.
   I'm not a pussy ass bitch
4. 2020-09-30 at 12:43 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Earthquakes are pussy shit. 99% are just weak ass tremors. Any tornado can kill you if you're unlucky. They will rip your house out of the ground and throw you into the next neighborhood. An earthquake? Watch out for falling pans i guess.
5. 2020-09-30 at 12:46 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Xlite You can actually get away in time with a tornado.

   
   You are about 20yrs out of date. We can detect earthquakes now too. CA has an early warning system
6. 2020-09-30 at 1 PM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   if you need an early warning detection system you are already behind
7. 2020-09-30 at 1:01 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cly if you need an early warning detection system you are already behind

   
   Not really.
8. 2020-09-30 at 1:07 PM UTC

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   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You are about 20yrs out of date. We can detect earthquakes now too. CA has an early warning system

   
   It'll give you about 1 second warning.
9. 2020-09-30 at 1:14 PM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting It'll give you about 1 second warning.

   
   No. It advertises tens of seconds. More than enough to protect yourself. You don't need to flee an earthquake, just don't let shit fall on you. Lay in bed or something. Its not a big deal.
   
   You dont bunker down for a serious tornado. It will kill you, your family, and everything you know. I've seen a dude who got impaled by a tree here. It's serious shit. Earthquakes are a joke.
10. 2020-09-30 at 1:18 PM UTC

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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No. It advertises tens of seconds. More than enough to protect yourself. You don't need to flee an earthquake, just don't let shit fall on you. Lay in bed or something. Its not a big deal.
    
    You dont bunker down for a serious tornado. It will kill you, your family, and everything you know. I've seen a dude who got impaled by a tree here. It's serious shit. Earthquakes are a joke.

    
    I know you live in a straw hut, like all mexicans, but here our buildings are built using blocks and concrete. Getting hit by an earthquake would fuck us up.
11. 2020-09-30 at 1:51 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting I know you live in a straw hut, like all mexicans, but here our buildings are built using blocks and concrete. Getting hit by an earthquake would fuck us up.

    
    Here? In England? Where the worst natural disaster you have to deal with is the local Tesco being out of crispies and nappies or whatever the fuck it is you brits eat
12. 2020-09-30 at 1:53 PM UTC

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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Here? In England? Where the worst natural disaster you have to deal with is the local Tesco being out of crispies and nappies or whatever the fuck it is you brits eat

    
    I know for you, living under a banana tree, all you need to do is reach up and grab breakfast, but shops being short on items is a serious problem when it happens.
13. 2020-09-30 at 1:56 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting I know for you, living under a banana tree, all you need to do is reach up and grab breakfast, but shops being short on items is a serious problem when it happens.

    
    Yawn.
    
    Have you ever seen a tornado or earthquake?
    
    I have.
14. 2020-09-30 at 1:58 PM UTC

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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yawn.
    
    Have you ever seen a tornado or earthquake?
    
    I have.

    
    I seen your mom, and that's even more terrifying.
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15. 2020-09-30 at 3:03 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting I seen your mom, and that's even more terrifying.

    
    Lanny thanked your post. That's how you know it's 3rd grade tier.
16. 2020-10-02 at 12:30 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Neither.
17. 2020-10-02 at 12:30 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Neither.

    
    So you fear them both equally, and in great amounts?
18. 2020-10-02 at 12:46 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace So you fear them both equally, and in great amounts?

    
    I don't fear them at all.
19. 2020-10-02 at 12:48 PM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't fear them at all.

    
    Typically said by people with great amounts of fear.
20. 2020-10-02 at 12:55 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Typically said by people with great amounts of fear.

    
    No Earthquakes in Texas to speak of, and already been through 2 tornadoes..they were pretty dull and boring, no loss of life or anything significant. Hurricanes are more of a risk in Houston.