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My mom's new car has bluetooth

  1. #1
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    We've been listening to kickin jamz on the way to taco bell lately
    Makes me almost consider getting my license so I can get drunk and drive around all night blasting tunes





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  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    taco hell is normie food
  3. #3
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby taco hell is normie food

    Taco Bell is patrician
    You're too basic to understand
  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't care what color her teeth are. Tell us about the fucking cock nose cock nose
  5. #5
    Octavian motherfucker
    Why does OP have such a huge deformed cock nose and pursed pedo lips?

    Just imagine being that ugly?

    WHAT DO YOU FINK STAR TREK?
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  6. #6
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Why does OP have such a huge deformed cock nose and pursed pedo lips?

    Just imagine being that ugly?

    WHAT DO YOU FINK STAR TREK?

    We get it, you're insecure about being inbred.
    Get a therapist.
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Fucking scumbag child rapist
  8. #8
    street_carp African Astronaut
    I've had Bluetooth in my car since 2012, OP is a normie poseur.
  9. #9
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by street_carp I've had Bluetooth in my car since 2012, OP is a normie poseur.

    You only listen to mariah carey
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  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You can also put all your tunes on a USB stick and play them in the car.
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    does she also have a cockfor a nose like you
  12. #12
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I hope she wises up and abandons your hopeless ass.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian Why does OP have such a huge deformed cock nose and pursed pedo lips?

    Just imagine being that ugly?

    WHAT DO YOU FINK STAR TREK?

    Lol at the pursed pedo lips..

    Its really rich he says everyone is normie douchebag looking gonts, but all of his pictures look weird and creepy
  14. #14
    cigreting Dark Matter
    lol op only considering getting his license just so he can drive around drunk at 2am and get put in da slammer
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  15. #15
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Bring 8 tracks back!
  16. #16
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You can also put all your tunes on a USB stick and play them in the car.

    Yeah I've been considering that but then I wouldn't be able to scrobble the plays to last.fm
    I have a portable 500gb hard drive I could load with a ton of music.
  17. #17
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Bring 8 tracks back!

    I'd be down with bringing back cassette tapes
  18. #18
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Lol at the pursed pedo lips..

    Its really rich he says everyone is normie douchebag looking gonts, but all of his pictures look weird and creepy

    Nah they're very normal and wholesome.
    You look like a huge douchebag in all of your photos, especially the one where your hair is covering up your face like an emo and your huge nose pops out like a dong.
  19. #19
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Nah they're very normal and wholesome.
    You look like a huge douchebag in all of your photos, especially the one where your hair is covering up your face like an emo and your huge nose pops out like a dong.

    how about the ones where hes naked with fat bitches and thinks its cool and an accomplishment
  20. #20
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting how about the ones where hes naked with fat bitches and thinks its cool and an accomplishment

    The only women who will have sex with him are 200lbs and asleep
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