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  1. #1
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    How do you get to the zoklet cache? I always forget and the wayback machine has broken it. Post link and receive one million wishes, none of which will have ironic consequences, as well as unlimited guilt free sex with the (legal age) partners of your choosing.

    Providing the link can be written off as a tax free charitable donation and nominates you for the nobel prize. Were you to do this, the second I click on the link, the wailing wall will heat up to 5000 degrees and singe the hands and beards of the chosen people who are plotting the demise of the free, happy unified humans of the world.

    If you post the link all of the lost puppies and kittens of the world will find homes. Please don't let the puppies and kittens die all lonely and hungry and sad on the streets.

    Thank you for your donation

  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I used to have the archive enter or someone else dumped from just before it shut down but dunno where it is now
  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    yeah, everyone said they were going to copy it but don't think anybody did. Regardless there is a way to access some of it, I was on it a month or so ago. Maybe I should just let it die
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'll check my old harddrives, I know I put it on a seedbox for a while but definitely not the one I'm running now

    mostly just tv shows and weird porno on there
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  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra I'll check my old harddrives, I know I put it on a seedbox for a while but definitely not the one I'm running now

    mostly just tv shows and weird porno on there

    Can you please upload it all so i can dl it id be willing to pay pal you
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'll put it up there if I can find it or if anyone else can send me a copy
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra I'll put it up there if I can find it or if anyone else can send me a copy

    Okay
  8. #8
    cigreting Dark Matter
    hey op yd u go to prison
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    What the hell are y'all talking bout?
  10. #10
    Octavian motherfucker
    Panny has the whole archive but he jumped ship a while back due to this site sucking absolute balls.

    Originally posted by WellHung What the hell are y'all talking bout?

    Shut up, fat cunt. You wasn't on Zoklet.
  11. #11
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Octavian Panny has the whole archive but he jumped ship a while back due to this site sucking absolute balls.



    Shut up, fat cunt. You wasn't on Zoklet.

    someone told me panny died?
  12. #12
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by RIPtotse someone told me panny died?

    Not that I know of.
  13. #13
    cigreting Dark Matter
    hey op whyd you go to prison
  14. #14
    Kev Space Nigga
    Im gonna see if i have a copy of the zoklet archive, i got the totse archive and have bookmarked a few zoklet threads but i cant seem to find the partition containing the archive, i complicate shit too much no wonder i constantly lose shit.
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  15. #15
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting hey op whyd you go to prison

    why havent you had sex in 7 years?
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Probably spectral
  17. #17
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    aldra

    why u no deliver

  18. #18
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo why havent you had sex in 7 years?

    ive explained in several threads. Tldr version
    the juice isn't worth the squeeze you simp faggot who pays for some other womands skeet trophys
  19. #19
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by cigreting ive explained in several threads. Tldr version
    the juice isn't worth the squeeze you simp faggot who pays for some other womands skeet trophys

    Sucks to be you homo.
  20. #20
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo why havent you had sex in 7 years?

    a suicidal obese drug addicted pedophile like you will have a tough time understanding that one
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