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  1. Bugz Space Nigga
    What about the Blue Tortoise

    2013

    Thread named something like "The Hunt for Hunter"

    Jeff Hunter.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bugz What about the Blue Tortoise

    2013

    Thread named something like "The Hunt for Hunter"

    Jeff Hunter.
    What about your lack of shoulders?
  3. Bugz Space Nigga
    seems everything I click on now is scrubbed.

    NOTHING

    http://web.archive.org/web/20130601102827/http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/
  4. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What about your lack of shoulders?

    I have a slight spinal problem. Nothing like a few family members of mine. I have a cousin, poor guy is always in pain. His whole life.

    My shoulders sort of bend forwards. I try to correct it when I'm walking but when I'm comfortable they shift. people ask me like "Why do you do that" because it's not subtle but it's not a Major Issue, I just have to work on my posture even more than the average person. it doesn't hurt or anything. I have spine pain for that. and the top of my spine king of hooks a bit. it's starting to effect me on top. behind the shoulder blades.

    Does this please you that I have a slight disadvantage with my body because I was dropped into this mudball this way?
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  5. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker He's dead

    When did he die? It was after february 5th if true.
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Anyone remember how on totse there was this well known moderator in SG named "RobinHoody" who was young and played guitar and worked as a dishwasher or prep cook and lived in Baltimore? He had weird infactuations with women celebrities or really young women in general (i.e. silverfuck) and I talked to him about a pretty well known actress I knew from my city and he said he would mail me his guitar if I sent him pictures of her and they got in contact.

    Well one day out of the blue he just fucking disappeared and was never heard from again. He made a "goodbye" post but never returned as far as we can tell. He definitely got into some weird typa shit later in life but he never returned to totse.

    Same with Metaphysicist, him, yoyobek, jackketch etc, they all just disappeard after totse. That's interesting to me, like these people had totse be a big part of their lives, then left it and had to replace the hole with something. It's fun to hypothesize about where they would be now. With each website we lost people but the longer this one stays up the more people are "caught" in it and the more likely one of them will google the word that makes no sense to anyone else "totse" and this website will probably show up somewhere on the 15th page of the google results.

    The "information" side of the website has died with each generation too but now it's just an awesome shitposting medium which is basically all the internet is now anyway. I used to have so much useful shit I learned from totseans/zoklations. It's funny the role each incarnation had in my life was different. I'm very glad that elusive Jeffery Huntington huffed shit and raid and conjured up the medium. Fucking south park even incorporated poor ol pickwick's poo huffing blend. I remember the original thread and I thought it was really stupid and couldn't possible be real. My mind was fucked then. I have to admit, being a totsean is part of my identity in some way. I'm creative and destructive and socially antisocial. Those are unifying things that define a lot of us I think.

    I Love you guys go fuck yourselves
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  7. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    yoyobek and her guinea pigs. hope she is doing ok
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I joined the Temple of the Screaming Electron in 1989 and have been through all the incarnations since then. Thirty years. I'm like the Honus Wagner of the Totse world.
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  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo Anyone remember how on totse there was this well known moderator in SG named "RobinHoody" who was young and played guitar and worked as a dishwasher or prep cook and lived in Baltimore? He had weird infactuations with women celebrities or really young women in general (i.e. silverfuck) and I talked to him about a pretty well known actress I knew from my city and he said he would mail me his guitar if I sent him pictures of her and they got in contact.

    Well one day out of the blue he just fucking disappeared and was never heard from again. He made a "goodbye" post but never returned as far as we can tell. He definitely got into some weird typa shit later in life but he never returned to totse.

    Same with Metaphysicist, him, yoyobek, jackketch etc, they all just disappeard after totse. That's interesting to me, like these people had totse be a big part of their lives, then left it and had to replace the hole with something. It's fun to hypothesize about where they would be now. With each website we lost people but the longer this one stays up the more people are "caught" in it and the more likely one of them will google the word that makes no sense to anyone else "totse" and this website will probably show up somewhere on the 15th page of the google results.

    The "information" side of the website has died with each generation too but now it's just an awesome shitposting medium which is basically all the internet is now anyway. I used to have so much useful shit I learned from totseans/zoklations. It's funny the role each incarnation had in my life was different. I'm very glad that elusive Jeffery Huntington huffed shit and raid and conjured up the medium. Fucking south park even incorporated poor ol pickwick's poo huffing blend. I remember the original thread and I thought it was really stupid and couldn't possible be real. My mind was fucked then. I have to admit, being a totsean is part of my identity in some way. I'm creative and destructive and socially antisocial. Those are unifying things that define a lot of us I think.

    I Love you guys go fuck yourselves

    Didn't read
  10. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I joined the Temple of the Screaming Electron in 1989 and have been through all the incarnations since then. Thirty years. I'm like the Honus Wagner of the Totse world.

    And knowingly watched Waybackmachine scrub both TOTSE.com and as it shows now Zoklet.net

    Never Existed Never Captured Zoklet.



    I mean Totally Captured the front page but scrubbed everything else and say it was never captured.

  11. Bugz Space Nigga
    MAR (To strike and injure, wound of flesh. Form of the word Mars "God of War" I= On and O= off

    Operation Mario

    the perpetuation of war.

    M.I.C. hidden in video games and cartoons related.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bugz MAR (To strike and injure, wound of flesh. Form of the word Mars "God of War" I= On and O= off

    Operation Mario

    the perpetuation of war.

    M.I.C. hidden in video games and cartoons related.

    You are brain fucked
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Amazon Rock Refund Scam

    lol I remember that
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I joined the Temple of the Screaming Electron in 1989 and have been through all the incarnations since then. Thirty years. I'm like the Honus Wagner of the Totse world.

    I like your Honus Wagner reference but it's doesn't really hit like it should. Honus is mostly known for having the most expensive playing playing card of all time, his rookie card is worth like half a mill I think. In those days 21 years at the major leagues wasn't that impressive. Cy Young, Ty Cobb, Phil Neikro and Satchel Paige (who I would find to be the closest examples to you) all had longer careers. Hell, even Nolan Ryan did. Honus just had a great lifetime batting average and an extremely expensive rookie card.

    Phil Neikro won a ton of games past the age of 40; Bartolo Colon can only dream of being as dominant, but Satchel Paige pitched until he was almost 60, plus in the negro leagues you'd play a gruelling schedule with much harsher conditions, sleeping in barns half the time.

    I appreciate your turn of the century baseball reference but I don't believe it to be fitting unless you meant it for some other reason

    Edit: just looked it up and his rookie card is actually work 3.12 MILLION
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo I like your Honus Wagner reference but it's doesn't really hit like it should. Honus is mostly known for having the most expensive playing playing card of all time, his rookie card is worth like half a mill I think. In those days 21 years at the major leagues wasn't that impressive. Cy Young, Ty Cobb, Phil Neikro and Satchel Paige (who I would find to be the closest examples to you) all had longer careers. Hell, even Nolan Ryan did. Honus just had a great lifetime batting average and an extremely expensive rookie card.

    Phil Neikro won a ton of games past the age of 40; Bartolo Colon can only dream of being as dominant, but Satchel Paige pitched until he was almost 60, plus in the negro leagues you'd play a gruelling schedule with much harsher conditions, sleeping in barns half the time.

    I appreciate your turn of the century baseball reference but I don't believe it to be fitting unless you meant it for some other reason

    Edit: just looked it up and his rookie card is actually work 3.12 MILLION

    Ok, you've convinced me. I am now the Satchel Paige of the Totse world.
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  16. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Sudo My mind was fucked then. I have to admit, being a totsean is part of my identity in some way. I'm creative and destructive and socially antisocial. Those are unifying things that define a lot of us I think.

    I Love you guys go fuck yourselves

    Yeah totse was a big part of my teenage years and really had an impact on me. Left me with an open mind about things. I usually drift away and come back, but with seemingly everywhere either being an echo chamber, heavily censored or too topical the space station is nice.
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  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Bugz I don't remember your username on Zoklet at the time but you made a great post shitting on the nofap incels and what a worthless waste of mental energy it was.
  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    We are the zoklet boys and we're coming to town

    Beep beep
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby We are the zoklet boys and we're coming to town

    Beep beep

    Nobody likes him^
  20. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by ORACLE Bugz I don't remember your username on Zoklet at the time but you made a great post shitting on the nofap incels and what a worthless waste of mental energy it was.

    So, I was less than a year after becoming homeless. and I was at Walnut Creek Library around 2013. pretty sure it was 2013. I might even have a copy of the archive page before "We never captured this websites URL" as they're saying under the new scrubbed schematics.

    I was Blue Turtle or Tortious but spelled in Spanish. Tortula Azul? however its spelled.

    This is when I first met Lanny who stated "Skitzo, something something take your meds" or not a real quote but close enough.

    quick to deflect. i tend to use color in user names. not always but several. Blue Turtle, Goldy, Greenspam, others.
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