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    netstat African Astronaut
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  2. #22
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by netstat I could kill him easily with my bear hands but in my current state it would probably also hurt me a lot

    Why do you have a bear's hands?
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    netstat African Astronaut
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  4. #24
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by netstat Lots of grip strength training

    In other words you switch hands when fapping and you constatnly fap. Got it...
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    netstat African Astronaut
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
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  7. #27
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    ^ go to bed grandpa
  8. #28
    G African Astronaut
    I've seen his thai boxing video, he's uncoordinated garbage.
  9. #29
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I'm over 6'2 Douglass

    Do you mean to say 6'3?
  10. #30
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you spelled lick wrong
  11. #31
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G I've seen his thai boxing video, he's uncoordinated garbage.

    Really? Because all we've seen of you is acting like a big shot, bragging under a pseudonym on an online message board to posters you allegedly have contempt for.

    It's almost as if you're full of shit.
  12. #32
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Really? Because all we've seen of you is acting like a big shot, bragging under a pseudonym on an online message board to posters you allegedly have contempt for.

    It's almost as if you're full of shit.


    lol you've got like 2K posts in a matter of months, mania much ?!
  13. #33
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G lol you've got like 2K posts in a matter of months, mania much ?!

    NIS is great methadone after I quit reddit cold turkey.

    Tell us one less than ideal thing about yourself or your life.
  14. #34
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ive offered to fight wariat on many occasions and he simply trembles and then changes the subject to gay porn which seems like a non sequitur but i think the idea of being roughly manhandled stirs something inside him
  15. #35
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Ive offered to fight wariat on many occasions and he simply trembles and then changes the subject to gay porn which seems like a non sequitur but i think the idea of being roughly manhandled stirs something inside him

    Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your life than fight people from the interwebs?
  16. #36
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your life than fight people from the interwebs?

    Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your life than question if others on the interwebs have nothing better to do with their life?
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by CASPER Ive offered to fight wariat on many occasions and he simply trembles and then changes the subject to gay porn which seems like a non sequitur but i think the idea of being roughly manhandled stirs something inside him

    When he was roughly manhandled in prison many things were deep inside him stirring.
  18. #38
    Bugz Space Nigga
    pfft
  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bugz pfft

    Yes, that is the sound his asshole now makes when he farts, just a quiet pffft.
  20. #40
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Wario or any other tough guy just looks like a guy that is short fused and sucker punches for the jaw's pressure point

    grab him by the jaw and forehead at the same time and do what you will.. so many things to do. slam it against a surface, control him to the floor with a nice knockout to the back of the skull, spin and throw like a discus against hard things.
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