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    The whole gimmick of this restaraunt is that the waiters are assholes and be like HURRY UP PLACE UR ORDER and slam your food on the table and tell you to fuck off.

    But my friend went there and literally got kicked out because he was a "rude tourist" and got into a confrontation with security and the cops were called. What a stupid place lol yeah they are dicks they call the cops on their customers when the customers act like dicks to them? wut??? I dont get it

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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Pity bump for my e-friend Scronaldo.❤
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Is that a picture of a real- life woman, or is that computer- generated?
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung Is that a picture of a real- life woman, or is that computer- generated?

    Looks like elephantitis.
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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I just read the title and looked for the ugliest thing I could find.
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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I dunno what she did to piss God off so much that he stuck a lemon in her forehead.
    Reminds me of this guy.

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I dunno what she did to piss God off so much that he stuck a lemon in her forehead.
    Reminds me of this guy.


    I remember that movie it was pretty sad, lol wasn't cher his mom in that movie?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I've been a dick to a bunch of people at work before but they always had it coming. This one asshole was being a real bitch and wanted pears on his pizza so instead of thinly slicing them so they'd cook well into the pie, I chopped up the pear in big blocky cumbersome (not that I know what that word means) chunks and sold it to him like that.

    That or I just pretend to be the manager and tell them to leave.
  10. #10
    Why does this place exist it just makes me laugh to think how they call the cops and it's part of the gimmick like how do the police not get tired of them generating calls
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Why does this place exist it just makes me laugh to think how they call the cops and it's part of the gimmick like how do the police not get tired of them generating calls

    I guess probably because they don't want to be harassed while at their job.. its their job to do the harassing thats why you go their for the abuse. I personally wouldn't. My buddy mario went there at one their locations not sure what state but he said the waitstaff are just a bunch of thespians trying to stretch out their acting skills while at work.

    He said it was kinda funny, like some waitress or (SERVER!) mid way thru taking him and his crews order she stopped to bitch about another server a guy is a to timer philanderer and he aint no good for nobody! And her and the guy had a back in forth about how she's a hoity toity thot or something like along those lines.

    Dick’s Last Resort - Downtown - Dallas, TX
    www.yelp.com/biz/dicks-last-resort-dallas-2
    Translation: 2 grilled chicken breasts. They saran wrap patrons to their chairs, yell at people coming in and out of the restroom, etc. So, overall it was an ok place. Very loud, lots of laughs if you find that humor funny and some ok food. Plus, this is located in the historic West End District of Dallas so that makes it fun in itself.



    But at least its just an act. Last october I saw my parents and we went to my favorite bbq place that I've been going since I was a kid and figured it would be cool to do that again, pretty day by the lake and everything and we were like the only there.. and the service was super shitty and they were legit rude and just didn't care, the food was pretty charred and my parents just gave me their pork ribs.
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    it's supposed to be a joke but they are actually dicks which is kinda funny but idk it just seems really weird to me
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    I ate at one once. It was ok, humor was totally soft. If i worked there id get fired in 5 min
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting I ate at one once. It was ok, humor was totally soft. If i worked there id get fired in 5 min

    So what you're saying is you're not cool and have no nuance.. its a joke dude lighten up.

    It would be like going to a bar or metal show and you get pissed because someone accidentally bumps into and you get pissed
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby So what you're saying is you're not cool and have no nuance.. its a joke dude lighten up.

    It would be like going to a bar or metal show and you get pissed because someone accidentally bumps into and you get pissed

    I didnt say i got pissed. The humor wasnt offensive, id make it offensive if i worked there for 5 min
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