happy conspiracy day my nigga's

1. 2020-09-23 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #81
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Number13 You got a lockable door on your oven? What the fuck are you cooking? lmao

   
   we did on this old ass electric one. the lock is for clean mode I guess. it gets like 900 degrees but only works when locked. They stop making them because I'm sure kids pushed their little siblings in and then locked it and forgot or actually turned on clean mode and got distracted (or so they say)
   
   fuck. you make it, they will come.
2. 2020-09-23 at 4:40 AM UTC

   #82
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Bugz we did on this old ass electric one. the lock is for clean mode I guess. it gets like 900 degrees but only works when locked. They stop making them because I'm sure kids pushed their little siblings in and then locked it and forgot or actually turned on clean mode and got distracted (or so they say)
   
   fuck. you make it, they will come.

   
   Either that, or a hell of a lot of witches complained about their dinners escaping.
3. 2020-09-23 at 5:29 AM UTC

   #83
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Witches = Jéws
4. 2020-09-23 at 6:31 AM UTC

   #84
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Bugz we did on this old ass electric one. the lock is for clean mode I guess. it gets like 900 degrees but only works when locked. They stop making them because I'm sure kids pushed their little siblings in and then locked it and forgot or actually turned on clean mode and got distracted (or so they say)
   
   fuck. you make it, they will come.

   
   They have not stopped making self cleaning ovens that lock during cleaning mode you dolt. The only thing littles kids ever stuck in an oven was when those german brats stuffed that nice little old lady who fed them lunch in her own oven.
5. 2020-09-23 at 11:25 AM UTC

   #85
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Little bit of carrot, little celery, onions...
6. 2020-09-23 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #86
   

   Bugz Space Nigga

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Little bit of carrot, little celery, onions…

   
   Which one.. LOL there is One about Pot and then another recent
   
   
   Is that a Grimms tale? Disney ripped them off hardcore. I wonder if the family ever got money. But I guess its copyrights faded away. Disney made sure the Government of the US and other nations kept paying people like him money for many more years. but that was Trademark.
   
   
   I digress.. which is the best version of H&G for adults. not Porno. seen it.
7. 2020-09-23 at 8:38 PM UTC

   #87
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   6669777
8. 2020-09-23 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #88
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by ORACLE 6669777

   
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