Go Fuck Yourself!

1. 2020-09-08 at 7 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   KSDK-TV St. Louis
   
   50-year-old snake that hasn't been with a partner in 15 years just laid eggs
   Dori Olmos
   
   
   A snake at the Saint Louis Zoo pulled off what seems like an impossible feat. She laid eggs this summer despite not being with a male companion in more than a decade.
   
   On Tuesday, the zoo announced a ball python laid eggs back on July 23 at the Charles H. Hoessle Herpetarium.
   
   This snake is more than 50 years old and is the oldest snake documented in a zoo, the Saint Louis Zoo reported. Plus, she hasn’t been with a male in more than 15 years.
   
   The zoo explained this isn’t unheard of. Plus, there’s not just one way it could have happened but actually two.
   
   Keepers at the zoo explained ball pythons can reproduce sexually and asexually, which means the snake wouldn’t need a partner to produce the eggs. On top of that, snakes are known to store sperm to fertilize eggs at a later time.
   
   “Now the question is, which of the two explanations is the reason for the eggs?” the Saint Louis Zoo asked on social media. Zoo staff members plan to find out.
   
   “Without genetic testing, Zoo staff won't know if this ball python reproduced sexually or asexually, but they intend to find out. As the keepers continue to incubate the eggs, they will be sending off samples for genetic testing,” the zoo explained.
2. 2020-09-08 at 7:01 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   who cares?
3. 2020-09-08 at 7:09 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   The snake, obviously.
   
   Go fuck yourself. Stay away from unwilling women, guy who forces himself on women.
4. 2020-09-08 at 7:10 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by stl1 KSDK-TV St. Louis
   
   50-year-old snake that hasn't been with a partner in 15 years just laid eggs
   Dori Olmos
   
   
   A snake at the Saint Louis Zoo pulled off what seems like an impossible feat. She laid eggs this summer despite not being with a male companion in more than a decade.
   
   On Tuesday, the zoo announced a ball python laid eggs back on July 23 at the Charles H. Hoessle Herpetarium.
   
   This snake is more than 50 years old and is the oldest snake documented in a zoo, the Saint Louis Zoo reported. Plus, she hasn’t been with a male in more than 15 years.
   
   The zoo explained this isn’t unheard of. Plus, there’s not just one way it could have happened but actually two.
   
   Keepers at the zoo explained ball pythons can reproduce sexually and asexually, which means the snake wouldn’t need a partner to produce the eggs. On top of that, snakes are known to store sperm to fertilize eggs at a later time.
   
   “Now the question is, which of the two explanations is the reason for the eggs?” the Saint Louis Zoo asked on social media. Zoo staff members plan to find out.
   
   “Without genetic testing, Zoo staff won't know if this ball python reproduced sexually or asexually, but they intend to find out. As the keepers continue to incubate the eggs, they will be sending off samples for genetic testing,” the zoo explained.

   
   You've been living alone that long. Do you think you will lay eggs soon?
5. 2020-09-08 at 7:12 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by stl1 The snake, obviously.
   
   Go fuck yourself. Stay away from unwilling women, guy who forces himself on women.

   
   I'll call the vet for you in the morning
6. 2020-09-08 at 7:17 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   mm mm :wannafight?: Louis..pshhhh. kaeee kaeee kaeeeee.
7. 2020-09-08 at 7:48 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'll call the vet for you in the morning

   
   
   
   Don't forget to make an appointment for your victim at the free clinic.
8. 2020-09-08 at 8 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   SO LONG GAY BOWSER!!!
9. 2020-09-08 at 8:02 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by stl1 Don't forget to make an appointment for your victim at the free clinic.

   
   Not sure what you're getting at. Go put your head on a little pillow slappy