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Imma have a fucking good Fona 9-7-2020

  1. 2020-09-07 at 3:51 AM UTC
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Starting right now by going to bed the night before.
    Chell has to work.
    I do not have to work.
    Imma commit fuckery.
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  2. 2020-09-07 at 3:53 AM UTC
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm sitting in bed

    Staring at this screen

    I'm going to go get some water
  3. 2020-09-07 at 3:54 AM UTC
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    enjoy your day off big F
  4. 2020-09-07 at 3:55 AM UTC
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I'm sitting in bed

    Staring at this screen

    I'm going to go get some water

    Is this because Tech said you have alcohol acne?
  5. 2020-09-07 at 3:55 AM UTC
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed enjoy your day off big F

    Come live in the USA.
    It is fun here.
  6. 2020-09-07 at 3:58 AM UTC
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Is this because Tech said you have alcohol acne?

    huh?
  7. 2020-09-07 at 4:06 AM UTC
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal huh?

    Originally posted by Technologist You call yourself healthy?

    Your pores ooze alcohol, and I’m sure your liver has just about had enough.
  8. 2020-09-07 at 4:08 AM UTC
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Come live in the USA.
    It is fun here.

    I applied last year but didn't get in.

    I don't know if I will apply this year - I don't want to deal with riots and coronavirus.
  9. 2020-09-07 at 4:17 AM UTC
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    I still don't know what you're talking about.
    The water?
    I drink a ton of water all the time, I get thirsty very easily.
  10. 2020-09-07 at 4:18 AM UTC
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I applied last year but didn't get in.

    I don't know if I will apply this year - I don't want to deal with riots and coronavirus.

    Why didn't you get in?
  11. 2020-09-07 at 4:42 AM UTC
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Why didn't you get in?

    Random chance.
  12. 2020-09-07 at 4:52 AM UTC
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Random chance.

    Yet they let shitskins in for nothing
  13. 2020-09-07 at 5:10 AM UTC
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Yet they let shitskins in for nothing

    I mean I could try and CUM in the hard way (lol), and get a green card attached to an employer. I would likely succeed, though it's an expensive process - you've go to fly in on a tourist visa, got an employer to sponsor your green card, fly out, get the green card, then fly back in.

    The one I applied for was the diversity (lololol) visa, which gives you a no strings green card, so I would not be some employers bitch. But it's essentially a lottery.
  14. 2020-09-07 at 5:16 AM UTC
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I mean I could try and CUM in the hard way (lol), and get a green card attached to an employer. I would likely succeed, though it's an expensive process - you've go to fly in on a tourist visa, got an employer to sponsor your green card, fly out, get the green card, then fly back in.

    The one I applied for was the diversity (lololol) visa, which gives you a no strings green card, so I would not be some employers bitch. But it's essentially a lottery.

    If you ever do get in stick to these states

    Indiana
    Montana
    Alaska
    Vermont
  15. 2020-09-07 at 5:18 AM UTC
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    In fact just stick to Indiana and marry a nice little hoosier girl.
    You'll love it here, although if you crave a metropolis style of living you might find it boring.
    We're mostly small cities and rural areas, which is great if you like real Americana.
  16. 2020-09-07 at 3:01 PM UTC
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal In fact just stick to Indiana and marry a nice little hoosier girl.
    You'll love it here, although if you crave a metropolis style of living you might find it boring.
    We're mostly small cities and rural areas, which is great if you like real Americana.

    Ain't nothing good ever crawled out of Indiana.
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  17. 2020-09-07 at 3:04 PM UTC
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning guys.
    I am fixing a pizza for breakfast.
    Then I dunno what Ill do next.
  18. 2020-09-07 at 5:31 PM UTC
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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Pizza is the breakfast of champions.

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  19. 2020-09-07 at 6:59 PM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Pizza is the breakfast of champions

    I hired a "parole consultant" from an institution to help me get parole. He told me to detail what life would be like for me on the outside and said "dont say wake up and noon eat leftover pizza and smoke a doobie" and this has struck me as good advice. So now I try to smoke weed and eat pizza at night, even if I wake up at noon.
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  20. 2020-09-07 at 7:09 PM UTC
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I caved and bought a little weed.
    I picked up a 20 sack to mellow me out.

    Idk...
    Quitting cigs seems easy but once i give up the weed there is nothing stopping the Chantix from throwing me into an apocalyptic rage.
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