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In the summer of 2014 I was depressed and I felt frustrated with my life. I needed change. I decided to go hitchhiking over 1,000 miles across the country on a journey of self-discovery. I wanted to experience more of life, I wanted to meet people, go to new places and do new things. I couldn't have imagined then what would happen to me. I soon found myself in a life changing snowball of events when my simple hitchhiking trip sunk me in a bit deeper than I'd have expected- I became a father. All based on a true story, this is a time sensitive event which will have updates as my life progresses.

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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Hitchhiked into Conception is the sole authentic voice of our generation, which we will never get to read.
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    did u really do dis
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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by cigreting did u really do dis

    I sure did. I hitchhiked 1500 miles, and got buttfucked by a hillbilly.
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    Speedy Parker Dark Matter
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting I sure did. I hitchhiked 1500 miles, and got buttfucked by a hillbilly.

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    How did the story end?
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I offer to ghostwritethe full version for 55% ownership of film rights
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting I sure did. I hitchhiked 1500 miles, and got buttfucked by a hillbilly.

    nice did he cum
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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by cigreting nice did he cum

    He filled me up with so much of his seed that my prostate absorbed it and I immediately squirted it into the girl who I was simultaneously having sex with, his girlfriend.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Please tell me he really did write a book about this and you found it.
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    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting He filled me up with so much of his seed that my prostate absorbed it and I immediately squirted it into the girl who I was simultaneously having sex with, his girlfriend.

    reported for IP theft.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Soy Jr: The Soy bean.
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