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  1. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They need your plasma now. They need your blood. Like vampires.

    I just got a call from a contact tracer (they’re a little late). You were right, she asked if I would be willing to donate plasma.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ajax I just got a call from a contact tracer (they’re a little late). You were right, she asked if I would be willing to donate plasma.

    They want to study your blood to see exactly how much damage they really did and log the details of their attack on your person. Nothing at all to do with any actual concern or medical procedure.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Infect as many people as possible. Seek your revenge.
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  4. Xlite African Astronaut
    Did he died?
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Xlite Did he died?

    almost. he was on a ventilator, but miraculously pulled through.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Putting someone who has severe pneumonia on a ventilator is the most medically incompetent thing one could do. It's basically a guaranteed death sentence.
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  7. Bugz Space Nigga
    intubation alone can pierce the lungs. I understand its like 3 percent fatality. at least in a crisis situation where multiple people are placed on them.
  8. Originally posted by Bugz intubation alone can pierce the lungs. I understand its like 3 percent fatality. at least in a crisis situation where multiple people are placed on them.

    not all intubation involve the lungs.
  9. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not all intubation involve the lungs.

    I guess the term means lungs or stomach. depending if you're force feeding after surgery or before or complications of the digestive system;somewhere.

    but they're specifically talking about pushing the tubes into the lungs and accidently piercing them. it's pretty much instant death from bleeding out and drowning in the lungs.

    Like if it happens. There is little that can be done. it's quick and the patient probably blacks out in seconds and the heart stops from a lack of BP.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    With double pneumonia, your alveoli, which are tiny air sacks in your lungs, fill up with liquid and gunk and displace oxygen. Pumping more oxygen into these won't do shit, as there is already fluids in there. Only a born idiot or a first degree murderer would put someone with pneumonia on a ventilator, all that does is block what little oxygen they are getting, but that's exactly what these bloodthirsty ghouls do, for $39,000 taxpayer dollars a pop. They should all be in prison.
  11. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL With double pneumonia, your alveoli, which are tiny air sacks in your lungs, fill up with liquid and gunk and displace oxygen. Pumping more oxygen into these won't do shit, as there is already fluids in there. Only a born idiot or a first degree murderer would put someone with pneumonia on a ventilator, all that does is block what little oxygen they are getting, but that's exactly what these bloodthirsty ghouls do, for $39,000 taxpayer dollars a pop. They should all be in prison.

    I can't understand how in this modern times we live in, they cant suck the infection out and spray a dry-spray like a Advair inhaler disc onto the lungs. maybe some steroids and anti-viral or someway to do an invasive procedure without it being a major risk or harm.
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bugz I can't understand how in this modern times we live in, they cant suck the infection out and spray a dry-spray like a Advair inhaler disc onto the lungs. maybe some steroids and anti-viral or someway to do an invasive procedure without it being a major risk or harm.

    why Are you trying to reason with a troll?
  13. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WellHung why Are you trying to reason with a troll?

    not the troll.. the real thing.

    its still out there. its still a thing.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ajax No symptoms yesterday or today, niggas. I had a telemedicine appointment with my doctor yesterday. As long as symptoms don’t come back, I can come out of isolation on Friday (10 days after symptoms started).

    How's the general experience? What is your blood type? Can i have your phone number? Scrap that last one. I want the deets not the digits.
  15. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Sophie How's the general experience? What is your blood type? Can i have your phone number? Scrap that last one. I want the deets not the digits.

    General experience for me was like having a shitty flu. Main difference is I had to isolate from everyone. I never had any breathing issues. It does seem that my energy levels now are a little lower than normal, though recovering from any virus could do that.

    All in all, I seem to be fine now. I went on a hike on a trail through some woods yesterday (just a couple miles) and did fine with that. I haven’t really tried to run or get my heart rate up yet, but I’m sure it would be fine.
  16. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Ajax I went on a hike on a trail through some woods yesterday

    YOU PROBABLY GAVE ALL THE TREES THE CHINA VIRUS!!!
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ajax General experience for me was like having a shitty flu. Main difference is I had to isolate from everyone. I never had any breathing issues. It does seem that my energy levels now are a little lower than normal, though recovering from any virus could do that.

    All in all, I seem to be fine now. I went on a hike on a trail through some woods yesterday (just a couple miles) and did fine with that. I haven’t really tried to run or get my heart rate up yet, but I’m sure it would be fine.

    Glad u good, nigga
  18. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting YOU PROBABLY GAVE ALL THE TREES THE CHINA VIRUS!!!

    by woods he meant errect penises.
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