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Trump should kill himself

  1. #1
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  2. #2
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    yeah, okay.
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if I were the president I'd put a lot more effort into suicide than a gunshot
  4. #4
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra if I were the president I'd put a lot more effort into suicide than a gunshot

    crash airforce one into tiananmen square
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  5. #5
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I'd go full dictator mode before suicide. An hero if/when I fail.
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by rabbitweed crash airforce one into tiananmen square

    plow it into Mecca while trailing a sign that says HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
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  7. #7
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Sue the New York times for their decades long practice of bribing state officials for secrets/stories. Bankrupt them and imprison Sulzberger.

    He'd get killed for sure.
  8. #8
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Yeah legalize loli porn

    Errrm no, nonce.


    However he should totally nuke China.
  9. #9
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Heheheh.

    Yeah, & TRUMP is doing this today:



    Some ignorant bishes in here! No other President would/could get'r done- could they?!!

    "Nope" is the correct answer!!

    🇺🇸TRUMP 2020🇺🇸
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Sue the New York times for their decades long practice of bribing state officials for secrets/stories. Bankrupt them and imprison Sulzberger.

    He'd get killed for sure.

    this is so lame that i cringed,

    nowmi need sk2.
  11. #11
    TJ Houston
    Originally posted by aldra plow it into Mecca while trailing a sign that says HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW

    fixt
  12. #12
    TJ Houston
    ps. im not apart of this treasonous thread.


    Arrest Madonna for threatening to blow up the white house
  13. #13
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    for some reason trups big bloated carcass hanging from that stupid ubiquitous red tie is the sexiest Truko suicide scenario for me. A reduction of his hubris to the sum of his parts, just swangin there lookin big but empty like a chocolate easter bunny or a waterlogged drowned rat. Gives me the tickles
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  14. #14
    TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Sudo for some reason trups big bloated carcass hanging from that stupid ubiquitous red tie is the sexiest Truko suicide scenario for me. A reduction of his hubris to the sum of his parts, just swangin there lookin big but empty like a chocolate easter bunny or a waterlogged drowned rat. Gives me the tickles

    you should write a childrens book and incorporate that into the storyline
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sudo for some reason trups big bloated carcass hanging from that stupid ubiquitous red tie is the sexiest Truko suicide scenario for me. A reduction of his hubris to the sum of his parts, just swangin there lookin big but empty like a chocolate easter bunny or a waterlogged drowned rat. Gives me the tickles

    Will you film yourself after the elction so I can see you crying and throwing a tantrum?
  16. #16
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Trump supporters*
  17. #17
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Will you film yourself after the elction so I can see you crying and throwing a tantrum?




    Will you, Slowey?

    DUMP TRUMP
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by stl1 Will you, Slowey?

    DUMP TRUMP

    I remember in third grade when some kids thought they were clever by using a play on words involving someone's name.
  19. #19
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I remember in third grade when some kids thought they were clever by using a play on words involving someone's name.

    Fact check: calls people Spanky and does not in fact even remember what he had for breakfast.
  20. #20
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I remember in third grade when some kids thought they were clever by using a play on words involving someone's name.



    Do you prefer Shlomo perhaps?
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