Fona 8-31-2020

1. 2020-08-31 at 10:10 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Good morning.
   Sorry but im too depressed to think of anything to type.
2. 2020-08-31 at 10:43 AM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   Why do you make these threads
3. 2020-08-31 at 11:52 AM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Yo tell your woman to fuck off and let you smoke. You work too hard to let yourself be whipped by someone who doesnt appreciate or respect you.
4. 2020-08-31 at 11:55 AM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   What's the matter Fona dearest?
5. 2020-08-31 at 11:57 AM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Just post pics of shell in stockings then and sucking on a AA battery.
6. 2020-08-31 at 12:40 PM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   This this because that moose-rider Scron trashed our base?
7. 2020-08-31 at 1:14 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I am busy today trying to keep a sustainable pace.
   Im supposed to put up my Chantix after work.
   Ill start that tomorrow.
   I only have enough weed to pack maybe 1 more bowl.
   
   My chest already hurts today.
   I think I overcooked my sausage and it has clogged my arteries.
   
   I found 1 apartment so far today that is worth taking a look at.
   I sent the person a message.
   Hopefully by next break they will get ahold of me.
   
   How are you guys?
   Anything new?
8. 2020-08-31 at 3:06 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   It is lunch time.
   What are you having for lunch?
   
   I got a turkey sandwich, sunchips and a canada dry.
9. 2020-08-31 at 3:09 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats It is lunch time.
   What are you having for lunch?
   
   I got a turkey sandwich, sunchips and a canada dry.

   
   How many quarters did it cost you?
10. 2020-08-31 at 3:19 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How many quarters did it cost you?

    
    Idk
    I made it at home.
11. 2020-08-31 at 3:29 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Work day is half over.
    My only goal is to not poop my pants or get fired.
    I know that sounds easy but it's not.
12. 2020-08-31 at 6:38 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    You will proably just shit your pants when they fire you.
13. 2020-08-31 at 6:59 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Pants are meant to be pooped, that's why god invented them so they'd catch any falling poop instead of it going on the floor.
14. 2020-08-31 at 7:26 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pants are meant to be pooped, that's why god invented them so they'd catch any falling poop instead of it going on the floor.

    
    God didn't invent pants. He invented robes.
15. 2020-08-31 at 9:38 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
16. 2020-08-31 at 9:40 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I am reading the instructions.
    Should be done in an hour or 2.
    
    
    
17. 2020-08-31 at 9:43 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
18. 2020-08-31 at 9:51 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    
    Maybe Diet Piano was just trying to quit smoking.
19. 2020-08-31 at 10:10 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im pretty good and relaxed.
    Now im sort of annoyed I have to be bothered to get off the couch and cook dinner but damn, I am hungry!
    
    I think ill make cheese burgers and left over corn
20. 2020-08-31 at 10:46 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
    
    Mashed potatoes instead