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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I am sooooo sleepy this morning.
    But I only will be at work 7 hours and 15 minutes today after which I am going to my doctors appointment.

    Today being Friday I think imma try Portal Traps egg in the coffee thing.

    I will post updates.
  2. #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im dripping sweat in this heat and humidity.
    Its rough.
  3. #3
    Water is essential for life, have another Canada Dry of false outrage so you don't shrivel up
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  4. #4
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im dripping sweat in this heat and humidity.
    Its rough.

    Sounds like your body's natural cooling system is working as intended.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like your body's natural cooling system is working as intended.

    Most animals don't have the ability to sweat

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like your body's natural cooling system is working as intended.

    He has a hard body and it's in overdrive baby
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  6. #6
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Most animals don't have the ability to sweat

    He's not most animals.
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  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im glad im leaving early today.
    Not glad it is to go to the doctor though.
    Hoping for some feel better pills and maybe some chantix.
    Dunno if I can afford chantix...
    Is Chantix a stop sign drug?
    I hate stop sign drugs.
  8. #8
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    That egg in my coffee really gave me an extra boost today.
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im glad im leaving early today.
    Not glad it is to go to the doctor though.
    Hoping for some feel better pills and maybe some chantix.
    Dunno if I can afford chantix…
    Is Chantix a stop sign drug?
    I hate stop sign drugs.

    dude don't take chantix thats an ssri also used to treat severe depression and has tons of side effects. Just quit smoking after a few days you'll feel less of the urge.
  10. #10
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    just do a google-image search of jaw/mouth/lung cancer to traumatize you to quit and if that doesnt help you can
    hire me to personally back-hand you each time you light up a cigarette until the reminder of that pain causes you want to give up them cancer sticks
  11. #11
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by STER0S just do a google-image search of jaw/mouth/lung cancer to traumatize you to quit and if that doesnt help you can
    hire me to personally back-hand you each time you light up a cigarette until the reminder of that pain causes you want to give up them cancer sticks

    Is this service available for wine drinking lushes as well?
  12. #12
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Is this service available for wine drinking lushes as well?

    No but I will massage your butthole at no extra charge
  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im at the doctor.
    She asked me to put it in so i did.
    Then she told me to pull it out so i did.
    Then my debit card was charged $30.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im at the doctor.
    She asked me to put it in so i did.
    Then she told me to pull it out so i did.
    Then my debit card was charged $30.

    So you put your left leg in
    your left leg out
    in out in out
    and shook it all about?
  15. #15
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Ran back to work to pick my buddy and take him home.
    We stopped at harborfreight.
    I got some masks and a new tape measurer cuz i stepped on mine.
  16. #16
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Now im at Capt. d's trying to get Chell and I some dinner but the line is long
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Now im at Capt. d's trying to get Chell and I some dinner but the line is long

    whos d's?
  18. #18
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Captain D's nuts!
  19. #19
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Forgot tarter sauce.
    Bullshit
  20. #20
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    how much did a single tray cost?
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