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Thinking about pushing it to the limit.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I mean I got a pull up bar now.
    And I plan on quitting smoking so I can focus on stuff better.
    I wonder what limits I will find myself pushing.
    Hopefully I can push my bank balance higher.
  2. #2
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    continue cigreting there are plenty of vitamins and minerals in cigrets
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Good to hear it, pull-up bars are good. Most people neglect that exercise
  4. #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    I never used it but like 1 or 2 times.
  5. #5
    street_carp African Astronaut
  6. #6
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    are you still on chantix
  7. #7
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Quitting smoking sucks,took me like 5 times.
    Then gained a ton of weight.
  8. #8
    Bradley victim of incest
    how many pull ups can u do now
  9. #9
    Bradley victim of incest
  10. #10
    Sit ups, pull ups, etc

    Sit downs are much more pleasant and easier.
  11. #11
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    But then all you get are rabbit turds and a jiggly booty.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by stl1 But then all you get are rabbit turds and a jiggly booty.

    Please stop e-stalking my posts and go die surrounded by your loving family.
  13. #13
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I'll do as I please.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by stl1 I'll do as I please.

    We are all just hoping that involves your death, surrounded by your loving family (wondering who will inherit the toilet flapper collection).
  15. #15
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Reminds me of this Fluffy skit where he's talking about his step-son and the kid is like "I do so many pushups" and Gabriel is like "WHY?" and the kid goes "In case I get in a fight....?" and he goes "If you get pushed down that many times maybe you should stop pushing yourself back up and let it end"

    Anyway, you need more than just pullups to get jacked.
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    Donald Trump Naturally Camouflaged
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