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I'm going to quit drinking in 9 days (my 36th birthday)

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Until then, though, I'mma be straight up off the god damn chain.

    I'm sipping on scotch and amaretto as we speak (and it's barely past noon).

    Some alcoholic wisdom that I will pass down to those that came after me... Amaretto sweetens every type of regular liquor. It turns sipping drinks into chugging drinks, but only adds alcoholic content. It's kind of a life hack but might actually ruin your life, so YMMV.

    Back to the point though, I am going to do this.

    And just posting about it is actually the greatest stride I could have taken. I don't ever really tell people when I'm going off the sauce, because the burden of responsibility can be a tad overwhelming. But when I legitimately decide to stop, I manage to do it.

    So right now, this here is my declaration of intent.

    Until then, though, Imma be soused to the absolute max.
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    dont just drink...drink and drive 👍
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung dont just drink…drink and drive 👍

    I actually used to do that all the time way back when.

    I'm trynna fix my life, though, not ruin it.

    Also, I am currently sans vehicle.

    I had a Dodge Caravan but I let a hooker friend take it out one night and she got it impounded.

    I've been without a ride ever since.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Good luck mate
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    You won't last a week.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by gadzooks It's kind of a life hack but might actually ruin your life

    kek
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    You can do it man
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    blaster master victim of incest
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by blaster master Wishing you the best, I too have an on and off relationship with alcohol. And when we're together it definitely takes a toll on my mental and physical health.

    ur a fag.
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