Using conspiracy theories to explain life going wrong -- psychosis

1. 2016-12-02 at 8:48 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   I'm going to die in january 2044.
2. 2016-12-02 at 8:48 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Also I was gonna type something elaborate in OP but that stays in my brain so no one else knows it :(?
3. 2016-12-02 at 8:54 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you make it to 2077 you can live forever.