How is this possible?

1. 2020-08-21 at 9:06 PM UTC

   #1
   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]

   White House aides came into the Oval Office Friday to bring Trump his carefully curated stack of morning papers, with everything negative about him blacked out. But they were horrified to find that someone had left the window open and Trump had gotten out again.
   
   They scoured the neighborhood and finally found Trump chasing a frightened mailman through the neighborhood as he barked furiously, foaming at the mouth.
   
   "No, Trump! Bad Trump!" aides shouted as they tried to regain control of the frenzied president. "Get over here, boy! Come on! Heel!"
   
   The terrified mail carrier climbed a tree, but the nimble, spry Trump leaped up and bit him on the leg, snarling angrily and refusing to let go.

   https://bostonpost.com/news/trump-barks-at-mailman
2. 2020-08-21 at 9:09 PM UTC

   #2
   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
   https://chicostatenews.com/news/hardcore-trump-supporter-throws-away-his-own-mailbox
3. 2020-08-21 at 10:09 PM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   lol what a cheeto head
4. 2020-08-21 at 10:16 PM UTC

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   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
   Isn't this techno?
   
   https://warsawtoday.com/news/right-wing-conspiracies-are-really-dangerous-says-woman-who-believes-putin-is-controlling-the-united-states-postal-service
5. 2020-08-21 at 11:46 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   lol.
   
   mailbox conspiracy.
6. 2020-08-21 at 11:48 PM UTC

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   Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
   I was annoyed when we lost our local post box, until I realised I could just give the postman my letters anyway.
   
   Did you know in most of the world they don't even have postmen?
7. 2020-08-24 at 11:15 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting I was annoyed when we lost our local post box, until I realised I could just give the postman my letters anyway.
   
   Did you know in most of the world they don't even have postmen?

   
   they're called post workers now.
8. 2020-08-24 at 11:20 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   kek
   
   

   Aides were finally able to get Trump's attention with a cardboard cutout of Jim Acosta