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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Good morning guys.
    Sure is a fine morning dont ya think?
    Anywho...
    My plans for today are to go to work.
    Y'all got anything going down this weekend?

    How is the weather?
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    are u satisfied with your sex life?
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by WellHung are u satisfied with your sex life?

    Yes.
  4. #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im hoping I get a call today saying im approved to go live in my new superfund apartment.
  5. #5
    Technologist victim of incest
    Did you check to see if there are any pedo halfway houses near the new place?

    It sounds perfect for you guys. I hope it works out!
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Technologist Did you check to see if there are any pedo halfway houses near the new place?

    It sounds perfect for you guys. I hope it works out!

    Why would he have to check for that? Him and his bride can't even have kids. It would just be another false outrage.
  7. #7
    I hope you get the place man. The second room can be the cats bedroom
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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Technologist Did you check to see if there are any pedo halfway houses near the new place?

    It sounds perfect for you guys. I hope it works out!
    I found this info.

    Crime Index Rating High - Dayton, OH
    Former Local Drug Labs 0 Former Lab Found - on this property
    4 Former Drug Labs Found - within 1 mile



    ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARDS
    Natural Gas Underground Storage 0 Facilities Found within 10 miles
    Superfund Sites 0 NPL Sites & 2 Archived Superfund Sites
    Brownfields 1 Brownfields Found within 1 mile
    Registered Polluters 1 Registered Polluters Found
    Storage Tanks & Spills 1 Tanks & Spills Found
    Radon High Potential Risk
    Airport Noise Level No significant noise level from aircraft
    UV Index Moderate Exposure Risk
    NATURAL DISASTER ALERTS
    Flood Risk Minimal Flood Risk
    Earthquake Risk Very Low Risk Area - Nearest Fault Line 46.4 miles
    Tornado Risk High Risk Area
    Wildfire Risk Very Low Risk Area
    Hail Risk High Risk Area
    LOCAL SCHOOLS
    Schools Overall Rating: D-

    I think i read somewhere that there is only like 40 something sex offenders within a mile.
    Which makes sense because it is near a school.
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I found this info.

    Crime Index Rating High - Dayton, OH
    Former Local Drug Labs 0 Former Lab Found - on this property
    4 Former Drug Labs Found - within 1 mile



    ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARDS
    Natural Gas Underground Storage 0 Facilities Found within 10 miles
    Superfund Sites 0 NPL Sites & 2 Archived Superfund Sites
    Brownfields 1 Brownfields Found within 1 mile
    Registered Polluters 1 Registered Polluters Found
    Storage Tanks & Spills 1 Tanks & Spills Found
    Radon High Potential Risk
    Airport Noise Level No significant noise level from aircraft
    UV Index Moderate Exposure Risk
    NATURAL DISASTER ALERTS
    Flood Risk Minimal Flood Risk
    Earthquake Risk Very Low Risk Area - Nearest Fault Line 46.4 miles
    Tornado Risk High Risk Area
    Wildfire Risk Very Low Risk Area
    Hail Risk High Risk Area
    LOCAL SCHOOLS
    Schools Overall Rating: D-

    I think i read somewhere that there is only like 40 something sex offenders within a mile.
    Which makes sense because it is near a school.
    and

    dude why don't you just buy a fucking gun if you're so afraid of everything, but nah you rather play mindcraft and eat chicken tenders
  10. #10
    4 former drug Labs found in one mile LMAO
  11. #11
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby and

    dude why don't you just buy a fucking gun if you're so afraid of everything, but nah you rather play mindcraft and eat chicken tenders

    Im not afraid. I just need a water enhancement and tornado insurance
  12. #12
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Still no message from the apartment people.
    I hope we get it.
    Maybe I should keep looking anyways.
  13. #13
    Offer them more money up front
  14. #14
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Well guys, we got denied.
    Apparently making 4 times the rent isn't enough to live in a fucking superfund site apartment.
    Chell is all upset.

    All I know to do is keep looking but I am running out of time.
  15. #15
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Stopped and saw a place an hour ago.
    It was really nice but also in the ghetto.
    After I walked through the entire place the lady said no cats.
  16. #16
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Got danatos pizza and wings.
    So good.
  17. #17
    You didn't offer them enough money
  18. #18
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You didn't offer them enough money

    It was set rent.
    Im not gonna pay more
  19. #19
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Well guys, we got denied.
    Apparently making 4 times the rent isn't enough to live in a fucking superfund site apartment.
    Chell is all upset.

    All I know to do is keep looking but I am running out of time.

    Dude you look mentally unstable/sketch as fuck & sound like a monotone mongoloid. Most would think twice about having you as a tenant, except the ghetto.
  20. #20
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Stopped and saw a place an hour ago.
    It was really nice but also in the ghetto.
    After I walked through the entire place the lady said no cats.

    Ghettos aren't all that bad not always. Just gotta keep to yourself.

    One of my sisters lives in the hood and it's mostly bloods with a few Mexican mafia, and the block is sewn up, the gangs don't let sex offenders or thieves mess with anybody.

    All depends, the hood is one of the few places a person of lower income can afford to rent a house rather than apartment.

    Best of luck to you
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