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WHO WANNA JOIN JAMAICAN BOBSLEIGH TEAM

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Apply here

    we have 8 positions available, full training will be provided

    no retards pls
  2. #2
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Mornin' grill, how's things with you and boris?
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Top o tha mornin

    All good and well, I just put his breakfast out and I’m cooking myself a fry up

    How do?
  4. #4
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Made pancakes for the fam and now the missus is peeling spuds for the roast later. On my third cup of tea and the kids are fighting over which Disney soundtrack they want Alexa to play. Dunno why they don't just watch TV like normal kids.
  5. #5
    I'm starting an Olympic team for killing yourself called the suicide squad and we think you have what it takes to join. Just seppuku yourself we can revive you later
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Killing yourself is a sport?
  7. #7
    Yeah, don't you want to get the gold metal? you can do it!
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    What are they judged on?
  9. #9
    speed and creativity like figure skating
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Examples plz
  11. #11
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Grylls Examples plz
  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Applications are back open, the whole fucking team tested positive
  13. #13
    Bugz Space Nigga
    If Trump somehow wins, many people will be getting on a bus whether they like it or not. Mostly Middle age white men.

    we need to kill the driver and slash those tires first
  14. #14
    Bugz Space Nigga
    PS Flagging myself first.. because it was only figurative.
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