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Poll: Is Larry too dumb to say what he means?

Is Larry too dumb to say what he tries to say?

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Even Speedy out here gettin pussy. Soy just is one.

    Spanky I have forgotten more pussy than you will ever have.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Spanky I have forgotten more pussy than you will ever have.

    You seem to be using the term "spanky" a lot lately.
  3. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your poor assesment shows how little you know about it. Once the sun comes up in the desert the air rapidly heats. This time of year by 10:30 or so the layers and thermals become less predictable and more unforgiving as the day grows longer. To maximize your safety you must lauunch around first light. I know your smelly lazy ass probably rolls out of bed, tosses on whatever is laying around on the floor, snarfs down a cold poptart, and heads out the door to greet the day without so much as scrubbing your ass. But I prefer to take 45 minutes to have some coffee and plan my day, and 30 minutes for hygiene, grooming, and putting on clean clothing which is properly stored. Also I guess your woman just slaps on whatever and is ready to go out the door 30 minutes out of bed. On the other hand my woman is class act who takes pride in her appearance and respects me enough to take some time in the morning to look her best for me.

    So yes, I got up at 3 AM to meet the pilot at 5 AM and shuttle to the launch field for a 6 am launch. But I guess if I wasn't such a faggot according to you I would have just sat behind my keyboard all day pecking half senetences with little or no meaning.

    Lolz @ that effort to convince me of shit you made up in your head
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You seem to be using the term "spanky" a lot lately.

    That's becasue I have been slapping spanky. Soon he will be slappy.
  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Spanky I have forgotten more pussy than you will ever have.

    its the quality of them pussies that mattered.

    not quamtity.
  6. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Lolz I've had higher quality pussy in one drunk bar night than Speedy "alien satan is poisoning my green beans" Parker has ever been capable of pulling.
  7. Sub_Mod Houston
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lolz I've had higher quality pussy in one drunk bar night than Speedy "alien satan is poisoning my green beans" Parker has ever been capable of pulling.

    Sub_Mod here,
    You sound like a huge try hard faggot
  8. Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lolz I've had higher quality pussy in one drunk bar night than Speedy "alien satan is poisoning my green beans" Parker has ever been capable of pulling.

    lol everyone whos have had pussies knows one doesnt get quality pussies from bars.
  9. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lol everyone whos have had pussies knows one doesnt get quality pussies from bars.

    Goddamn Benny. I didn't say that was the best I've had. I said it was higher quality than what Speedy can pull.

    Are you by chance retarded?
  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^lol super butt hurt and stuck on stupid
  11. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Jesus Christ my material is simple and yet it still needs explained to some of you autists
  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Jesus Christ my material is simple and yet it still needs explained to some of you autists

    you don't need you to explain it to us, we get it.. its just really weak
  13. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you don't need you to explain it to us, we get it.. its just really weak

    Obviously I just had to explain it to Benny. Nice try though blisterbro.
  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Obviously I just had to explain it to Benny. Nice try though blisterbro.

    Again, you're an idiot, and thats a pretty weak ass laceration.
  15. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Again, you're an idiot, and thats a pretty weak ass laceration.

    You seem like you need to plug into a tank, blisterbro. Go get you a fat girl and feel better 🌹
  16. Originally posted by larrylegend8383 I said it was higher quality than what Speedy can pull.

    this statememt is not possible within the confines of logic.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lolz I've had higher quality pussy in one drunk bar night than Speedy "alien satan is poisoning my green beans" Parker has ever been capable of pulling.

    Pro Tip: Gay bars don't count
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Saying shit like "pro tip" is a known qualifier for homosexuality.

    Poor Speedy "Donald Trump must be an alien or how else would he be so godlike" Parker
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Saying shit like "pro tip" is a known qualifier for homosexuality.

    Poor Speedy "Donald Trump must be an alien or how else would he be so godlike" Parker

    essential liberties
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I have pro tips on my cross bow bolts
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