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  1. #41
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by TJ oh. do you by chance still have a hot sister around 30 who would reverse cowboy her man on the first date?

    Nooope
  2. #42
    TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Grylls Nooope

    go fish.
  3. #43
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by TJ thats horse shit. I think Totsean is from there. Im trying to be Christian here. but I feel punchy a bit

    he lived in philipine islands for a while that totsean guy. maybe he is an Ex Pat

    No, it's a desperate attempt to force an insult that makes no sense. That's the actual answer, as I'm not Bengali.
  4. #44
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Captain Faggot smells like curry.
  5. #45
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Captain Faggot smells like curry.

    Shut the fuck up faggot before I bust a captain your ass
  6. #46
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Shut the fuck up faggot before I bust a captain your ass

    And paprika.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Grylls No

    Why does everyone think I'm everyone?

    because thats just how bland, plastic and devoid of personality you are.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by ORACLE No, it's a desperate attempt to force an insult that makes no sense. That's the actual answer, as I'm not Bengali.

    your a something that even stateless rohingya are ashamed to be a part of.

    thats why thry ran to burma.
  9. #49
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because thats just how bland, plastic and devoid of personality you are.

    That doesn't make any sense
  10. #50
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your a something that even stateless rohingya are ashamed to be a part of.

    thats why thry ran to burma.

    Ok buddy retard
  11. #51
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by TJ r u really.

    do you have a sister around 30.. I would like to marry a woman who worships her man while reverse cowgirl on my limp junk

    I thanked this even though reverse cowgirl is the reverse of a pleasurable and worthwhile sexual position. It's basically for ugly girls...turn away and do all the work, you're lucky my dick even works and it's funny because you mentioned your dick being limp during it which just adds to the shame. I'm all high on WEEB and deconstructing jokes
  12. #52
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra M E N E R G Y

    You massoginist. It's PERSONERGY
  13. #53
    TJ Houston
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And paprika.

    no he smells like a dirty goat fucker who doesnt wash his ass or hands
  14. #54
    TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Sudo I thanked this even though reverse cowgirl is the reverse of a pleasurable and worthwhile sexual position. It's basically for ugly girls…turn away and do all the work, you're lucky my dick even works and it's funny because you mentioned your dick being limp during it which just adds to the shame. I'm all high on WEEB and deconstructing jokes

    i have pills though.. and a womans butt is cute when its doing all that jack work
  15. #55
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by TJ i have pills though.. and a womans butt is cute when its doing all that jack work

    Not like you've ever experienced it.
  16. #56
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Reverse Cowgirl is doggy style for people with dicks so small they need assistance from gravity.
  17. #57
    As long as it's in do the details really matter
  18. #58
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I was always afraid she'd slip and my dick would get snapped
  19. #59
    does anyone remember what i told the paki ?
  20. #60
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra I was always afraid she'd slip and my dick would get snapped

    Once it's broke, it will never be straight again.
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