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I got cum on my ass.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Chell was on top and i was gonna blow and at the last second my weiner slipped out and all the cum went up in the air and landed all over my ass hair.
  2. #2
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    This story wouldn't hold up in court
  3. #3
    Fox African Astronaut
    Fucking gross dude that lady’s like 65
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  4. #4
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed This story wouldn't hold up in court

    Im not going to court.
  5. #5
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im not going to court.

    Ladies and gentleman of the jury, please remain seated while we commence with the Kangaroo Court of "Did Fona have sex with a man?"
  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Im not going to court.

    It's OK Rabbitdweeb's trying to be funny but as always, sounds like a fucking retard.
  7. #7
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    did chell lick it off
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    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    does chell have a muff
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  9. #9
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by STER0S did chell lick it off

    I tried getting up without making a mess but some got on her side of the sheets and the rest I just smeared around my butt cheeks with some dry toilet paper.
  10. #10
    I hate when that happens
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    cigreting African Astronaut
    y dont u cum in her pussy she cant get pregnant anyway
  12. #12
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by cigreting y dont u cum in her pussy she cant get pregnant anyway

    I said it slid out.
    I dont usually ever pull out ever.
    I think that was the first time in my entire life and it was an accident.
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  13. #13
    Fox African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I dont usually ever pull out ever.
    I think that was the first time in my entire life and it was an accident.

    Lmfao
  14. #14
    getting cum in your pants pocket is the worst especially when you don't notice it right away
  15. #15
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Who would I be fucking my pants pocket?
  16. #16
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    pic of chel on top?
  17. #17
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Who would I be fucking my pants pocket?

    Gravity would be inserting cum into your pants so technically you are getting fucked by Sir Issac Newton
  18. #18
    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Do you have any children fona? You alluded to profiting off the worlds oldest profession before, can you elaborate?
  19. #19
    Fonaplats and I spent a regrettable summer with Mr. William Bill Krozbybyby's Bangem Tagem Brothers private escort service but we couldn't take the humiliation of a bunch of upper middle class suburban moms shoving singles into our leopard speedos so we bowed out.

    Billiam Bill Krozbybyby was loving every minute of it though. I wish I could be as confident of my body as he is but I always turn red when the girls tease me about my anchor tattoo
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  20. #20
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Fonaplats and I spent a regrettable summer with Mr. William Bill Krozbybyby's Bangem Tagem Brothers private escort service but we couldn't take the humiliation of a bunch of upper middle class suburban moms shoving singles into our leopard speedos so we bowed out.

    Billiam Bill Krozbybyby was loving every minute of it though. I wish I could be as confident of my body as he is but I always turn red when the girls tease me about my anchor tattoo

    I warned you its a dog eat dog industry, and I'll admit it was rough competing with those damn Ortega brothers.
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