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Paying for a fishing liscense is bullshit

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    You cant even teach a man to fish and feed himself without this shit.

  2. #2
    street_carp Tuskegee Airman
    Revenue generated by fishing licences funds environmental clean up, fish population monitoring, maintenance of public lakes and rivers and other shit.
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    Originally posted by street_carp Revenue generated by fishing licences funds environmental clean up, fish population monitoring, maintenance of public lakes and rivers and other shit.

    And the fish police so they can come bother you while you're truing to relax. To see if they can squeeze any money out of you
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    street_carp Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 And the fish police so they can come bother you while you're truing to relax. To see if they can squeeze any money out of you

    Nah, I don't fish but one of my mates does. I've spent hundreds of hours at the lake with him and we've never even seen a warden or environmental officer or whatever.
  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by street_carp Revenue generated by fishing licences funds environmental clean up, fish population monitoring, maintenance of public lakes and rivers and other shit.

    I am not responsible for any of that shit.
    Why should I be punished while innocently fishing for food because some ass hole says a lake that has been tehre for 10,000 years needs "maintenance"??
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    street_carp Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I am not responsible for any of that shit.
    Why should I be punished while innocently fishing for food because some ass hole says a lake that has been tehre for 10,000 years needs "maintenance"??

    If you can't understand why fishing needs to be regulated I don't think I'm patient enough to help you.
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    When I was about 17 I was kicking back smoking a joint getting ready to fish when a "GAME WARDEN" Came out of the bushes and asked what I was doing.
    I said nothin and he was like all pissy and asked if I had a fishing permit I said no and hes was like so why do you have a fishing pole?
    I said that I was "thinking about fishing but haven't started yet"and now that your here I'm just going to go home.
    So I left, what the fuck was he going to do?
    Ya fuck fishing permits most of the lakes in my area don't have anything worth eating anyway,all contaminated with mercury and shit.
    Like I need a fucking permit for toxic food?
  8. #8
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by AngryOnion When I was about 17 I was kicking back smoking a joint getting ready to fish when a "GAME WARDEN" Came out of the bushes and asked what I was doing.
    I said nothin and he was like all pissy and asked if I had a fishing permit I said no and hes was like so why do you have a fishing pole?
    I said that I was "thinking about fishing but haven't started yet"and now that your here I'm just going to go home.
    So I left, what the fuck was he going to do?
    Ya fuck fishing permits most of the lakes in my area don't have anything worth eating anyway,all contaminated with mercury and shit.
    Like I need a fucking permit for toxic food?

    That makes me think theres gotta be a bunch of loopholes roight? Like if your line isnt in the water they cant say you were fishing. Or even if it is you could say that you lost your shoe in the water the other day and you were just trying to fish it out. Do you need a fishing license to just cast a line in the water if you're only fishing for boots and seaweed? Maybe you're just fishing for plastic 6-pack rings to try and help the fishies. Huh???
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by mmQ That makes me think theres gotta be a bunch of loopholes roight? Like if your line isnt in the water they cant say you were fishing. Or even if it is you could say that you lost your shoe in the water the other day and you were just trying to fish it out. Do you need a fishing license to just cast a line in the water if you're only fishing for boots and seaweed? Maybe you're just fishing for plastic 6-pack rings to try and help the fishies. Huh???

    In order to bust you they need to see a fish on a line or in a cooler.
  10. #10
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    only had 1 in my in entire life...after being harassed about it for hours stupid cousins that it meant shit. fished over 30 lakes and just as many rivers over a 30 year period never once stopped for my license. yet many cops knew who i was on account crime lord country of my dead cunt father so they kinda protected me but it was always weird them recognizing me and just scooting away like i was about to kill em something...i was always the less threatening dude on a boat but again my fathers' ghost seemed to instill a God fearing thing on those cops.

    was nothing thankful to my nigger father for that but i guess he dome some good for me in life with cops.
  11. #11
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by street_carp Revenue generated by fishing licences funds environmental clean up, fish population monitoring, maintenance of public lakes and rivers and other shit.

    That's now how license fees (or government revenue in general) works.

    Aren't you a doctor? You'd think someone with your level of education would know a little better.
  12. #12
    Technologist motherfucker
    It's satisfying to know that every bit of your license dollar goes to pay for lake and river surveys, fish stocking and hatchery programs, stream habitat improvements, educational programs, conservation officer budgets, infrastructure, and outreach programs.


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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    Splam African Astronaut
    Incase you haven't noticed, going fishing is like going to the fair. It's all fake.
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Dark Matter
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 fish police

  15. #15
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Recreational nuclear weapons for all.
  16. #16
    Just don't get one. What are they gonna do? send you to jail for fishing?
  17. #17
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just don't get one. What are they gonna do? send you to jail for fishing?

    No they'll just give you 180 days in jail for having 8 zillion files of child porn and toddler rape pics on your head drive it's fine just show remorse.
  18. #18
    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ No they'll just give you 180 days in jail for having 8 zillion files of child porn and toddler rape pics on your head drive it's fine just show remorse.

    Like this guy it's fine. It's fine. He felt remorse. It's fine. As long as you feel remorse it's fine.

  19. #19
    mmQ victim of incest
    I was just fishing for not child porn and then I caught a bunch of child pron pics ooops.

    I didn't meant to.. jeez.
  20. #20
    Speedy Parker Dark Matter
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Just don't get one. What are they gonna do? send you to jail for fishing?

    They can take your vehicle and all your tackle.
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