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Top 10 greatest pleasures in the world

  1. #1
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    1 - sleep
    2 - playing ps2
    3 - drinking alcohol while blasting backstreet boys
    4 - cuddling with cats
    5 - making sex with 10 - 13yo girls
    6 - browsing the web circa 2002 - 2005
    7 - taking a shit
    8 - watching footage of Japan circa 1999 on a crt tv
    9 - not being black or mexican
    10 - Reading Mein Kamp in a suana while getting a bj from a Japanese woman
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    mein summer kamp
  3. #3
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    but you've never had sex or gotten a blowjob. How can you rank them?
  4. #4
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by rabbitweed but you've never had sex or gotten a blowjob. How can you rank them?

    I've had sex in my dreams
  5. #5
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Blow jobs are overrated. I mean they're nice, it's a sweet thing to do for a fella. But after a couple of mins you want to get your johnson into a nice comfy vagina.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Blow jobs are overrated. I mean they're nice, it's a sweet thing to do for a fella. But after a couple of mins you want to get your johnson into a nice comfy vagina.

    Yep
  7. #7
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Blow jobs are overrated. I mean they're nice, it's a sweet thing to do for a fella. But after a couple of mins you want to get your johnson into a nice comfy vagina.

    What if it's a blowjay from your loli imouto
  8. #8
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    IDK, I'm not a pedo
  9. #9
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by rabbitweed IDK, I'm not a pedo

    Of course you are
  10. #10
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Oh go on then, do explain.
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I started reading Mein Kampf a while back, stopped because it was really dull
  12. #12
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra I started reading Mein Kampf a while back, stopped because it was really dull

    Yeah.
    It actually is super boring.
    I expecting some grand story about the decay of Germany and his rise to power, instead it was all about some really boring political shit that seemed to go nowhere.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by aldra I started reading Mein Kampf a while back, stopped because it was really dull

    interesting part only begins in the middle.
  14. #14
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Blow jobs are overrated. I mean they're nice, it's a sweet thing to do for a fella. But after a couple of mins you want to get your johnson into a nice comfy vagina.

    That's true
  15. #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Smoking meth
  16. #16
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    so do u think a hoowjob from a loli is different somehow? and would u rather get one or ass ruck her instead since her vagina is too tight?
  17. #17
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I would cuddle and kiss
    No lewd stuff

    You people are such perverts
  18. #18
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    you should join a gym like 24 hr fitness and hang out.
  19. #19
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    act shy.
  20. #20
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat you should join a gym like 24 hr fitness and hang out in the hot tub area newr the pool. often lolis come and just keep making eye contact or starring st them and eventually if theyre brave and adventurous theyll both get up and join you in the hot tub. then ask them if they would like to sit on both sides of you.

    10 - 13 year olds go to gyms?
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