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Toke a dab and do a whippet.

  1. #1
    blaster master victim of incest
    For me this is my person crack cocaine, I could sit around all day doing dab after dab whippet after whippet until I'm totally broke. I like to toke the dab and while the smoke is still in my lungs use a whippet to drive it deep into the depths of my blood stream.

    The next couple days I'm always so out of it tho, and by out of it I mean money, because even when you order the whippets on amazon theyre still pretty fucking spendy. And when I get them off amazon it's like every round I do a triple double, so im doing like $3.00 worth of nitrous every 60 seconds unless I'm fished out having a seizure in tinychat.

    Do you guys remember metaphysicst? He said back in the 80's the was a bong sold in head shops that used a whippet and cracker to clear the chamber, once again, using the nitrous to propel the smoke into your lungs.

    I wonder if that fucker is still alive and if he is, does he ever check in and shake his head, like, holy fuck, what has my shit kingdom become?
  2. #2
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    He won't be doing much head shaking with that fused spinal column.

    I once threatened to abduct him in irc and surgically repair it
  3. #3
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by blaster master For me this is my person crack cocaine, I could sit around all day doing dab after dab whippet after whippet until I'm totally broke. I like to toke the dab and while the smoke is still in my lungs use a whippet to drive it deep into the depths of my blood stream.

    The next couple days I'm always so out of it tho, and by out of it I mean money, because even when you order the whippets on amazon theyre still pretty fucking spendy. And when I get them off amazon it's like every round I do a triple double, so im doing like $3.00 worth of nitrous every 60 seconds unless I'm fished out having a seizure in tinychat.

    Do you guys remember metaphysicst? He said back in the 80's the was a bong sold in head shops that used a whippet and cracker to clear the chamber, once again, using the nitrous to propel the smoke into your lungs.

    I wonder if that fucker is still alive and if he is, does he ever check in and shake his head, like, holy fuck, what has my shit kingdom become?

    What a fucking loser.
  4. #4
    metaphysicist is dead it dont take much 2 murk a nigga in these streets
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