How does one deal with a drunk snoring girlfriend?

1. 2020-07-26 at 12:48 AM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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2. 2020-07-26 at 12:49 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Rage fuck her in the ass like larry does.
3. 2020-07-26 at 12:49 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Just never sleep again, bro.
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4. 2020-07-26 at 12:51 AM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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5. 2020-07-26 at 12:52 AM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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6. 2020-07-26 at 12:55 AM UTC

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   rabbitweed African Astronaut
   So, let me get this straight:
   
   Beginning of the month you were suicidal drug addict. Then you got a new girlfriend. Then you went to France to fuck hookers. Then you broke up with your girlfriend. And now your girlfriend (new? old?) is snoring and it annoys you?
   
   Sort your life out.
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7. 2020-07-26 at 12:55 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by filtration Might give me chance to CWE co-codamol and make me some lean.

   
   They make lean with cough syrup that has codeine in it. They also add promethazine as a potentiator.
   
   But by all means, you should do CWE on cocodamol. 150mg Codeine should be good if you don't have any tolerance.
8. 2020-07-26 at 12:58 AM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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9. 2020-07-26 at 1 AM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
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10. 2020-07-26 at 1:03 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by filtration Yeah. I can use some rice Syrup and hard sweets. 150mg will be about 35 otc pills. So about 1 or 2 packs

    
    35 pills of 500mg acetaminophen is getting close to lethal doses so don't do a sloppy job.
11. 2020-07-26 at 1:03 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol I think I've brought this story up before, she wasn't my gf just one of my slammers, and she was all about just getting drunk and fucking thats the only purpose I served. lol and she would eventually pass out all shitty and would start talking into her sleep making weird moaning sounds, and snoring, but would start crying in her sleep saying shit like "nNOo... I don't want it! oooohiwee!"
    
    and like after 30 minutes of that just laying there with my head on a little pillow, I said really loud "KELLY SHUT UP!"
    
    and she woke up and was like all lethargic and was like "OH HAI, what wrong?!"
12. 2020-07-26 at 1:04 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Fucking Kelly man....
13. 2020-07-26 at 1:06 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    here, have some attention
14. 2020-07-26 at 1:17 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Sophie Fucking Kelly man….

    
    Karen..
15. 2020-07-26 at 1:26 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Erekshun Karen..

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Erekshun Karen..

    
    Hehehehe I get it..