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bed divorce

  1. #1
    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    when your young and horny and wanting to make babies and kiss and make love i get it but when you get to be older;

    the beds sloped the wrong direction, your flopping around farting and snoring and tossing and turning all night.. keeping your sweety your baby up all night. i think they call it distemper.. i just think its a natural cycle for people , not everyone ends up like this but some people are very unique people. its still love, thats why you do it. because you dont want to punish them and keep them awake and frustrated e
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    cigreting African Astronaut
    ya man for sure
  3. #3
    stl1 Space Nigga
    The mental pause.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If I ever get married I'm going to make sure we have two seperate bedrooms because once I blow my load the woman is like a lava carpet and I'm a 10 year old playing lava carpet.
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  5. #5
    Dem lava carpets tho. Make it three bedrums so youre girlfroend and her boyfriend can have a place to stay. Even stay there together and be stronger for it. Interreacial
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I have really bad sleep problems and barely ever sleep, so sometimes I'll get out of bed and go to my cats room. Get on my lappy for a bit to not wake my partner up. But i've several girls wake up just because I'm not there and go to my cats room kinda pissed, like almost as if I abondoned them lol.

    I had one girl while putting on her make up ask me "do you have any fetishes that you're embarassed of?" and I was like "uhh no.." and she was like "why is it you always go to that room"

    I was like cause I couldn't sleep and didn't want to wake you up do stuff.. lol
  7. #7
    I have a hard time staying awake
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