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Mike Tyson to box again

  1. #1
    https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/23/us/mike-tyson-roy-jones-spt-trnd/index.html

    "Boxing legend Mike Tyson, 54, announced on Thursday that he will be climbing back into the ring for an exhibition bout against another all-time great boxer Roy Jones Jr.
    The two are set to duke it out in an eight-round exhibition match on September 12 at Dignity Health Sports Park in Carson, California."


    Grandpas duke it out for another payday.
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  2. #2
    Speedy Parker Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/23/us/mike-tyson-roy-jones-spt-trnd/index.html

    "Boxing legend Mike Tyson, 54, announced on Thursday that he will be climbing back into the ring for an exhibition bout against another all-time great boxer Roy Jones Jr.
    The two are set to duke it out in an eight-round exhibition match on September 12 at Dignity Health Sports Park in Carson, California."

    They should have held it at Caesar's Palace and billed it as Two Old Geezers at Caesar's.
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  3. #3
    stl1 Space Nigga
    Grandpas-to-blows at the Bellagio.
  4. #4
    Solstice African Astronaut
    You niggers wish you were in that good of shape at 50+
  5. #5
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Hopefully it will be a short fight.

    He's still an athletic freak and can probably be entertaining for 1-3 rounds. But no one wants to see a 54 year old mike tyson wheezing into round 8. Well, maybe some people do.
  6. #6
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I have seen videos of Tyson in training, he is still a beast. It's going to be on pay per view so I wont be watching.
  7. #7
    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    there will only be 3 hits
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Solstice You niggers wish you were in that good of shape at 50+

    kek, Tyson could probably still beat most people to death
  9. #9
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    54 isn't a grandpa.
  10. #10
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Tyson signed the contract smoking weed. Goof ball 😂💪
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Dark Matter
    Originally posted by -SpectraL 54 isn't a grandpa.

    I know many folks in their 50's who are grandparents.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I know many folks in their 50's who are grandparents.

    Some in there 40s...in the Ghetto you will probably find a few in their 30s too.
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  13. #13
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i want to see tyson fight while high on dextroamphetamine

    thatd be awesome
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  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Some in there 40s…in the Ghetto you will probably find a few in their 30s too.

    At 50 if your kids are under 20 you should have worn a rubber. At 30 if you are a grandparent your father should have worn a rubber.
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  15. #15
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …in the Ghetto you will probably find a few in their 30s too.

    So she would had to have been 15 and her daughter is now 15.
  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Dark Matter
    Originally posted by -SpectraL So she would had to have been 15 and her daughter is now 15.

    Your math skills never cease to astound.
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    The face of the jedi when he says Kike.
  18. #18
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If she was 9 when she had her child, and then her child was 9 when she had her child, she would be a grandmother at 18.
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