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Why the fuck aren't bidets installed in every home on the planet

  1. #1
    filtration Tuskegee Airman
    It's superior to wiping your arsehole with paper. It's cleans the area better and makes your arsehole feel fresh for whenever your boyfriend wants to tongue punch your fart box.
  2. #2
    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    bidets are for goofy arabs and other mentally retarded people with weak assholes, none of the bidet freaks have been able to explain how they can spray a jet of water on their ass without splashing shitwater on other parts of their body or nearby objects. its supposed to be more sanitary yet i just cant picture it, nor do i want to handle some butthole fetishist's filthy bumgun to give it a try.

    a lot of normal people just try to drop their turd before they shower
  3. #3
    Originally posted by A College Professor bidets are for goofy arabs and other mentally retarded people with weak assholes, none of the bidet freaks have been able to explain how they can spray a jet of water on their ass without splashing shitwater on other parts of their body or nearby objects. its supposed to be more sanitary yet i just cant picture it, nor do i want to handle some butthole fetishist's filthy bumgun to give it a try.

    a lot of normal people just try to drop their turd before they shower

    its the seating toilet design thats flawed.
  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I got lost between tongue punch and fart box.
    I just want to know HOW you dry your asshole after the spritiz.
    Is it paper or plastic,cloth or hair dryer,A warm summer's breeze or a FUCKING hurricane "WHAT" HOW DOES IT WORK??
  5. #5
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I got lost between tongue punch and fart box.
    I just want to know HOW you dry your asshole after the spritiz.
    Is it paper or plastic,cloth or hair dryer,A warm summer's breeze or a FUCKING hurricane WHAT HOW DOES IT WORK??

    you just pull your underwear up and the cotton will do the rest.
  6. #6
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya that's just not right.
  7. #7
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Hey some posts got pulled!!!WTF??
  8. #8
    filtration Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Hey some posts got pulled!!!WTF??

    Prolly too straight. No time for hetro shit here.
  9. #9
    Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    Only dirty people poop.
  10. #10
    Another thread about bidets, how odd.
  11. #11
    okay gaston cock nose would you like to leaf the euro zone and join the cock nose nation any time soon we can discuss mandatory bidets but the tax money needed will be a lot and we have already legalized everything so we have to invent some new evil shit to legalize to make more tax money
  12. #12
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Ya that's just not right.

    source ?
  13. #13
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I had a friend in high school who would always take a shower after every dump.

    Way over kill in my opinion.

    And regarding spraying water directly into one's anus, that actually sounds kind of unpleasant.

    I'm gonna just go with The Great Cornholio on this one and opt for TP (for my bunghole).
  14. #14
    Originally posted by gadzooks And regarding spraying water directly into one's anus, that actually sounds kind of unpleasant.

    its an acquired taste.
  15. #15
    Solstice African Astronaut
    I like to skip wiping and let the remnant shit squish into my crack and balls
  16. #16
    stl1 Space Nigga
    Everyone in your vicinity already knows this.
  17. #17
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I always thought they were for washing ur feets

    But they have these almost everywhere in Asia for washing your ass

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