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due to covid-one nine , pussay has been cancelled

  1. #1
    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    if it wasnt for this virus mate id be getting so much pussy just ripping up sluts guts with my little american penis. shit is fv*king fv&ked, mayt!!

    ive been sheltering in place nawm sayen just looking after my planet to prevent the spread nawm sayen soon enough the great merge will occur and it wont matter anymore but for now i will toe the line
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Pretty much this, this is the longest I've gone with out getting any pelt. Any minge. I spoke to several girls online the last few months and they were like OOOHHHHhh YEAAAH I'M TOTALLY DOWN! And then will backout saying there mother want them to leave because they don't know me and I could have the virus and spread it to her grandaughter ultimately.

    The most sexual I've done besides jackin' my slack recently was a smacked my ass up against this black chicks ass, it was her idea not mine.. lol she said its a better of shaking hands during these times.

    Back in the winter before all this shit got super lame. I actually blew off a couple girls that were down, because I didn't want to clean my place and was more concerned with drinking after work. There was this lady a few years older than natalie jenkins I think her name was.

    Really the only time I tend to talk on the phone is with my parents or if its a pertinent situation where I need to ask for advice or a sticky situation, or someone I haven't heard from in a long time. But I'm willing to call and say whats up real quick but with natalie, she was like I LIKE TALKING ON THE PHONE. She did all the talking for the most part because I was falling asleep and she's really vapid.

    I asked her a couple of times if she wanted to hang out and she didn't give me a direct answer until I asked her if she takes it up the ass, and she was like infront of daughter, IM A REAL PRO AT TAKING IT UP THE ASS, ILL DO IT WHENEVER FOR YOU IF YOU KEEP ME AROUND!
    It was really funny.

    Anyways she actually did plan to meet with me but I said something that she said she didn't like so I was like whatever, but she actually still did call me asking if she's ready for me to comeover and I asked her if I could just fuck her in her car and she ent up blocking me online. lol
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  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    But hey bromo, I guess thats how it goes sometimes, fam. We can't all shells like little arnold to satisfy your urges. UHHH yeeaah tight fucking cheeks, chiken head.

    BETTER START DOING RAPES FAM!

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  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra

    cirrosis of the liver? nah man I'm not prepared for that, I'm trying to quit drinking, I've been sick all day today from not drinking.
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol wow


    I'd forgotten about that one
  7. #7
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Lol.😂
  8. #8
    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    laughing my fuvking frappe off. the absolute state of that gangpile , m8!



    bumpin bumpin, dance floors bumpin. i hope these chickens prepped theyr'e grainholes
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by A College Professor laughing my fuvking frappe off. the absolute state of that gangpile , m8!



    bumpin bumpin, dance floors bumpin. i hope these chickens prepped theyr'e grainholes

    THIS IS HOWIE MANDEL DOIT FAM
  10. #10
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Nope.
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Nope.

    Yes
  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Nope.

    jealous
  13. #13
    DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Nah
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra




    I thought this was a joke or something
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