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ive gravely injured my toe

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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i tried to do a cannon ball in a miniature pool but it was full of bricks and i jammed me toe into one and about ripped the corner of my fat toe off there was bloods everywhere cuz .

    i saran wrapped a paper towel over it as a bandage because i dont have any ban daids big enough to cover it without putting the sticky part on the torn up wound

    purple heart, one love

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    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i'll say a prayer for it tonight before I go to sleep
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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by STER0S i'll say a prayer for it tonight before I go to sleep

    you're a good gunt, if you already went to slip and did the prayer.. well, it worked. my tow feels a hundred percent better already.

    ah apprishey eight you bud all be in touch. don't hesitate to letuce know if theres anything we can do to back you up and firm up you're stance or cement you in good
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    cigreting African Astronaut
    pic of said toe
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Is it turning purple?
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    It's pink & red and weeping runny bloodsauce after giving it a shower. I'll check it to see if it's purple when I take my sock off.

    It's a shame because my toes were really shaping up to start looking bonito after jacking up the toenails from hiking.
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    street_carp Tuskegee Airman
    What colour is your pp?
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    mashlehash victim of incest
    Pics?
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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]


    yeah its looking purple
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Looks like you're gonna need a toe truck.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by mmQ Looks like you're gonna need a toe truck.

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    mmQ victim of incest
    Is that a frog or a toed?
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    cigreting African Astronaut
    holy fuck whats up with your toe nail
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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by cigreting holy fuck whats up with your toe nail

    i went hiking in a heavy pair of boots and then went rock climbing and it made both my big toenails completely blood blistered underneath but the nails didn't wanna fall off completely because my body is resilient and wants to always maintain optimal performance.
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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by mmQ Is that a frog or a toed?

    im pretty sure he's a frog but hes totally misunderstood by many people, it wouldnt surprise me if some people call him a toad even if it's incorrect. also dawg you just gave me my 20thousandth thank fvucking hell m9 ill never forget this ever. thank yo uso much dawg
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    mmQ victim of incest
    Originally posted by A College Professor im pretty sure he's a frog but hes totally misunderstood by many people, it wouldnt surprise me if some people call him a toad even if it's incorrect. also dawg you just gave me my 20thousandth thank fvucking hell m9 ill never forget this ever. thank yo uso much dawg

    My pleasure. I wish I would've known I would've thanked it more vigorously and maybe made an official announcement.
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    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    technol wut u fink
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    cigreting African Astronaut
    startrek wat u fenk
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I broke 1 of my toes, twice! That was a pain from hell. I never walk around barefoot ever again.
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    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by A College Professor technol wut u fink

    I can’t say for sure, of course; but it looks like you could have one of three things going on.

    1 kinda looks infected
    2 could be broke, but that mechanism of injury usually just jams the toe.
    3 could be nothing wrong. Might just need some TLC for a few days.

    Glad I could help😁
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