2020-07-20 at 4:54 AM UTC
Some cat sprayed a tree literally almost right in front of me yet I was in stealth mode in the darkness on my lappy. I gave pursuit and chased him at full sprint for about 300 feet when he used his small size to squeeze through a little opening in a fence ( fucking structural defect ). At this point I had lost the chase and I beat on the fence planks and screamed "FUCKING PIG FUCKER, IM GOING TO GET YOU" and he knew I couldn't catch him so he got smug and slowed down and looked back at me with the most evil look.
I'm going to go drown the tree trunk in my peepee and start marking the fence so every time he thinks about coming over here he thinks of ME and what FUCKING HAPPENS when he comes over here
2020-07-20 at 5:06 AM UTC
Avant garde shartist
You have to pee on the cat as well.
2020-07-20 at 11:19 AM UTC
Humans are endurance hunters. You just gotta chase them until they get too tired to move.