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  1. #21
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    I splashed some of this on it and i think it put it out.
    So i splashed more and lit it again and now i think i got something...
  2. #22
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    It's matchlight charcoal, you don't need lighter fluid.
  3. #23
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Well I don't think its working so imma just go to taco bell.
    How do I turn off this charcoal mistake?
  4. #24
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    I think it turned out pretty good if i say so myself.
  5. #25
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Why did you buy a charcoal grill?
  6. #26
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Why did you buy a charcoal grill?

    To grill steaks.
  7. #27
    That's a bastard fuel
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  8. #28
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    How do i turn it off?😵
  9. #29
    water
  10. #30
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats To grill steaks.

    Ok but... you are living paycheck to paycheck, and have a shit apartment.
  11. #31
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Ok but… you are living paycheck to paycheck, and have a shit apartment.

    At least i dont live under a monarchy.
  12. #32
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........ jesus christ.

    youre an idiot.

    might as well jam the nozzle of a gas pump up your asshole, dispense about ten gallons of gas, then make a shit-porn movie by squeezing out the contents of your bowels to put it out.

    Ill grill your ass if u keep talkin shit boy.
  13. #33
    My dad didn't cook with a bastard fuel

    Originally posted by rabbitweed Ok but… you are living paycheck to paycheck, and have a shit apartment.

    So he should just cut protein and carbs? I don't know if Vince from fit would approve of that mentality. Fonaplats is a good gont and he eats healthy even in minecraft always munching on carrots he really sets and example to be followed similar to Vince from fit
  14. #34
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats At least i dont live under a monarchy.

    This country would be much better run if it was an absolute monarchy. The prince of Liechtenstein would do nicely.

    But I'm just trying to be helpful. Stop wasting your money on shit.
  15. #35
    Yeah

    Originally posted by rabbitweed This country would be much better run if it was an absolute monarchy. The prince of Liechtenstein would do nicely.

    But I'm just trying to be helpful. Stop wasting your money on shit.

    I agree with that one. He should stop wasting money on goodwill trinkets and hire a personell trainer like Vince from fit I can recommend him, he's never steered me wrong.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........ youre an idiot.

    if your father didnt show you this when you were seven years old you should kill yourself out of despair that youll never amount to anything remotely defined as masculine.

    learning how to start a grill at 7 doesnt make you man.

    my father taught me where on my girlfriend i should stick my dick into at 7. now that made me a man.

    also on topic, be sure to use

  17. #37
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my father taught me where on my girlfriend i should stick my dick into at 7. now that made me a man.

    uhh that sounds like rape to me, explains a lot.

    Idk i'm gonna have to wait to hear from grills on this one
  18. #38
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood uhh that sounds like rape to me, explains a lot.

    Idk i'm gonna have to wait to hear from grills on this one

    that sounds like jelly to me.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny that sounds like jelly to me.

    I am not jealous that you were molested by a same sex family member I can assure you of that
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  20. #40
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed This country would be much better run if it was an absolute monarchy. The prince of Liechtenstein would do nicely.

    But I'm just trying to be helpful. Stop wasting your money on shit.

    Monarch?

    Jusyywhen I was starting to think you weren't one of the morons. Oh well...
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