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  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I ordered a philly cheese steak last night and 8 hot wings and they brought me ranch and I don't like ranch and the sandwich was undercooked so I called them back up and tolled them to re do it and to not send william because I dont like him. He's an ass. So the manager apologized to me after I name dropped and was being really vapid about my complaint so he said I can have anything I want.. And I was like really? Anyting? And he was like yeah what do you want and I ordered a large pizza with jalapenos mushrooms and pep and william brought it but i guess its cool because javier fucked it up the first place.

    So I told my neighbor bobert if he wants half of the pizza and he told me yeah dude, I ordered from grub hub, some kinda sammich place and they didn't put the bacon on it, so I told him call those cock suckers, we're in the industry we need more respect. So he called them up told him to tell him to give him nachos and a democrat (barbacou taco)

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    fuck obama hes a liberal retard
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by toilet clogger fuck obama hes a liberal retard

    yeah i know he is, and I said he was and my manager didn't like it. I was on her shit list after that.
  4. #4
    G African Astronaut
    Best $7 large pie in town.

  5. #5
    Octavian motherfucker
    Free pizza fam.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by G Best $7 large pie in town.


    damn dude thats a good deal, the best pizza here cost 25 for a large.
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    free rent every month. It pays to have parents with oil money.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung free rent every month. It pays to have parents with oil money.

    Oh okay I know people like you, you're pieces of shit that shit on other people for working an honest job, heard. You should probably try to work out those chicken arms since you have so much time in your hands. Guy that has a fake girl friend.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Oh okay I know people like you, you're pieces of shit that shit on other people for working an honest job, heard. You should probably try to work out those chicken arms since you have so much time in your hands. Guy that has a fake girl friend.

    Chicken legs, too.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Chicken legs, too.

    Just out of sheer curiosity, if I ever saw him on the street I would stun him with a throat-punch, and maybe knock the wind out of him with a moderately powerful haymaker and then just hurl him across the street like a ragdoll. I'm trying to imagine how his oddly proportioned body would move in flight and how the landing would turn out. Honestly I just can't picture it.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Wtf 😂
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by WellHung free rent every month. It pays to have parents with oil money.

    motel
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by A College Professor Just out of sheer curiosity, if I ever saw him on the street I would stun him with a throat-punch, and maybe knock the wind out of him with a moderately powerful haymaker and then just hurl him across the street like a ragdoll. I'm trying to imagine how his oddly proportioned body would move in flight and how the landing would turn out. Honestly I just can't picture it.

    The thin legs and arms would act like blades and you would have a helicopter on your hands.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #14
    Octavian motherfucker
    Fat transient loser with spaghetti arms.

    Folks, the joke life ain't good. 👍
  15. #15
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by WellHung free rent every month. It pays to have parents with oil money.

    explain more
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by cigreting explain more

    he means its good to have trad parents who are still on the petro-dollar , the coming generations will be at the mercey of the global-elites cryptocurrencies
  17. #17
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting explain more

    Douglas Monks is a parasite who sucks up rent money from his parents every month. That's how he can still Live indoors, because he can't support himself, because he cant hold down a job.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The thin legs and arms would act like blades and you would have a helicopter on your hands.

    Lololol
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Douglas Monks is a parasite who sucks up rent money from his parents every month. That's how he can still Live indoors, because he can't support himself, because he cant hold down a job.

    You seem very butt hurt over the chicken arm comment. Do you even lift bromo?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You seem very butt hurt over the chicken arm comment. Do you even lift bromo?

    are we ok, lil bromo? U seem kind of frothy.🌹
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