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I know you retards don't know anything about relationships but

  1. #1
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    My bitch wants me to buy a bracelt for her, I like this one -

    What do you think?



    Before you say anything, she's sent me gifts too and spent more money on me anyway

    Any other gift ideas?
  2. #2
    a dragon dildo
  3. #3
    street_carp Tuskegee Airman
    Not bad, it's reasonably priced anyway. Won't feel sick to your stomach about it if she jibs you.
  4. #4
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood a dragon dildo

    Dis
  5. #5
    A College Professor Naturally Camouflaged [your moreover breastless limestone]
    buy her a nipple ring or one of those butplugs with the rabbit foot on it.. IF you know her like that
  6. #6
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol I knew this thread would get retarded
  7. #7
    Okay Keenan
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls Lol I knew this thread would get retarded

    Thats really rich coming from a gont who need nis help him pick his bfs gifts.

    Its like we dont know the guy
  9. #9
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Okay Keenan

    Ok Kel
  10. #10
    Technologist motherfucker
    Diamonds and you haven’t met the girl yet? No way on this earth.

    Don’t get played Grylly! A nice chain will cut it. I hope you haven’t shown her that, she’ll have her heart set on it.

    A chain only. Save the good stuff till you’ve at least met.
  11. #11
    Technologist motherfucker
    Oh wait I just looked closer. That says Swarvkoski, is it just crystals? That’s ok 👍🏻
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #12
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Believe me I’m the one who’s playing her if anything but it’s not like that anyway

    And they aren’t diamonds it’s only £50
  13. #13
    Technologist motherfucker
    I’m just being realistic, maybe played was the wrong choice of words. I just think the real elegant stuff should wait till you’ve met and you know you’ve got something real. I know you’ve spent a lot of time with her online, but living together is TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!!!

    Just some “food for thought“.
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    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I don’t have high expectations anyway, but I hope all goes well once I can get there
  15. #15
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Grylls I don’t have high expectations anyway, but I hope all goes well once I can get there

    I hope so too, but stay guarded!
  16. #16
    street_carp Tuskegee Airman
    Hope you get your end away lad, she's well fuckable
  17. #17
    cigreting African Astronaut
    wats £
  18. #18
    If you haven't fucked yet it's a dead relationship
  19. #19
    Grylls victim of incest [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    We phone boned, does that count?
  20. #20
    Buy heer a fleshlight for heer big American Pebis
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