2020-07-10 at 12:53 AM UTC
CDC has reported that some men infected with Covid-19 and placed in isolation have developed a strange side effect. It is characterized by swelling of one or more testicles and acute pain in the groin region. This is accompanied by insomnia, lethargy, and in some cases, severe flatulence. Although not immediately life threatening, if left untreated the gonads will continue to swell until the patient is forced to continuously squat, eventually, the gonads burst without warning, emitting an audible pop.
Wear a mask when in public and avoid social gathering where alcohol is consumed says CDC. See your doctor when you notice swelling in the groin.
2020-07-10 at 12:58 AM UTC
ur lies are not amusing. Kick Rocks, scumbag.
2020-07-10 at 1:05 AM UTC
the state of that fucking cock nose!
2020-07-10 at 1:07 AM UTC
Is it true WellHung had a black cock explode in his mouth?
2020-07-10 at 2:54 AM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
This thread is now about testicles exploding in RottenRobert's orifices.
2020-07-10 at 3:35 PM UTC
Ooooh , this thred is vewwwy Smeely!
2020-07-10 at 11:18 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I'd probably prefer both of them swell, instead of just one. Being lopsided just seems so awkward.
