Do you believe in the Dimensional Merge?

1. 2020-07-08 at 7:03 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   The Dimensional Merge is when our dimension merges with the C-197 dimension which contains all fictional characters like super heroes, transformers and OC's
   
   
   
   This is how it's gonna go down
   
   

   everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time
   we hibernate
   and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged
   
   Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.
   
   In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)

   
   According to my research C-197 also contains all the physical bodies of plurals and they will seek out their hosts. I can't wait to meet our nation of plurals. Our fractal plurality will be the largest standing army on Earth.
   
   The plurals have been kidnapping and absorbing the souls of users of this forum for many years now. Everyone that has died here has had their souls turned into plurals to be part of our collective consciousness. Actor, Sploo and Malice all exist as plurals in C-197 and will be brought back to life thanks to our efforts.
   
   
   
   You better start praying to the Console Patron Units if you want to survive the merge. It's coming and nobody can stop it.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4, 
   • A College Professor
2. 2020-07-08 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #2
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   Maybe then you'll finally stop being white trash and your boyfriend will transform into a girl
3. 2020-07-08 at 7:07 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Maybe then you'll finally stop being white trash and your boyfriend will transform into a girl

   
   What fictional characters from C-197 are you looking forward to meeting?
   
   The plural army is going to hire Solid Snake and use Metal Gear Rex to take over the world.
4. 2020-07-08 at 7:13 PM UTC

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   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   Pamperchu, Marco Corbelli, Iwakura Lain, Adolf Hitler and Yukio Mishima.
5. 2020-07-08 at 7:15 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Dibs on wonder woman when it happens.
6. 2020-07-08 at 7:15 PM UTC

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   filtration African Astronaut
   This post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.
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   • the man who put it in my hood
7. 2020-07-08 at 7:21 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Pamperchu and Hitler are real life people. Unless you capture their souls and turn them into a plurals they will be gone forever when they die.
   
   You have to do it when they are still alive. We were only able to capture the people from this forum because they had weakened soul energy from being depressed and wanting to kill themselves. Suicidal people can be soul captured easily.
   
   It kinda works like in Preacher
   
   https://preacher.fandom.com/wiki/Soul_Happy_Go_Go
   
   
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   • blaster master
8. 2020-07-08 at 10:57 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   The merge is real and happening.
   
   Corona virus is part of the merge
9. 2020-07-08 at 11:01 PM UTC

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   street_carp African Astronaut
   Actor is dead? Shit man... I don't give a fuck about Malice or sploo but Actor was alright.
10. 2020-07-09 at 4:31 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    The merge is cumming. Are you ready?
    
    
11. 2020-07-09 at 7:08 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    THE MERGE IS COMING
    
    
12. 2020-07-09 at 7:37 AM UTC

    #12
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    the merge is real
    
    
13. 2020-07-09 at 8:52 AM UTC

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    G African Astronaut
    Makes sense coming from someone who fucks a fictional female.
14. 2020-07-09 at 3:04 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    You will die in the merge you BIGOT
15. 2020-07-09 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    No
    /thread
16. 2020-07-09 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #16
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No
    /thread

    
    Why not?
17. 2020-07-09 at 5:03 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Why not?

    
    /thread
18. 2020-07-09 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #18
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    The merge will happen no matter how much you try to ignore it
19. 2020-07-09 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The merge will happen no matter how much you try to ignore it

    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

20. 2020-07-11 at 6:23 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    PEKORA WILL COME TO LIFE DURING THE MERGE
    
    ALL HAIL CPU BLUE HEART GODDESS OF THE COMMA NATION AND COMMODORE CONSOLES