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Got jedied renting a car cos I had no credit card

  1. #1
    Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    So car was supposed to be a Opel Corsa and was supposed to be €168 for the week. When I get there they tell me cos I have no credit cards, just debit cards (which is deliberate) they have to charge me for full insurance, so that's an extra €14.88 per day.

    Sure enough it was in the T&C that I had read, just incredibly hard to spot.

    So at least now I have full cover on the car, but I had to pay nearly twice, and I feel a little ripped off. On the bright side there was no deposit.

    Gotta get a credit card I guess.
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    Oi vey you have no jedi money plastic what is wrong with you. How will you ever pay us interest
  3. #3
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah that happened to me too. Its common. So if you fuck up their car, they can still charge you.
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    cigreting African Astronaut
    wats €
  5. #5
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by cigreting wats €

    Seashells. Its what they use as currency in the queer kingdom of the European Union.
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  6. #6
    Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah that happened to me too. Its common. So if you fuck up their car, they can still charge you.

    My first time renting a car. I still can't believe they just gave me one. I wonder where the trackers are.
  7. #7
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Greek Style My first time renting a car. I still can't believe they just gave me one. I wonder where the trackers are.

    fucken neutral bomb it n jump it n shit. They have no credit card on record so what are they gonna do if you fuck it up, civially sue you which means you dont have to pay
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    Originally posted by Greek Style My first time renting a car. I still can't believe they just gave me one. I wonder where the trackers are.

    when i and my friemds were school boys we would pool our money to get a rental cars just to trash it and abuse it to the maximum extent a car can be abused because we couldnt do that to our parents car.

    that was among the best amusememt we had.
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  9. #9
    Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by cigreting fucken neutral bomb it n jump it n shit. They have no credit card on record so what are they gonna do if you fuck it up, civially sue you which means you dont have to pay

    I'm not 15, so nah.

    Besides this car has no power. 1.2 litre petrol. It's just not a sporty drive.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Greek Style I'm not 15, so nah.

    Besides this car has no power. 1.2 litre petrol. It's just not a sporty drive.

    have you ever tried handbrake drift ?
  11. #11
    Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny have you ever tried handbrake drift ?

    Yes, several times. One time I smashed my car's wheel doing it, and needed it aligned. From then on I did it out in fields. It's boring now.
  12. #12
    Greek Style Tuskegee Airman
    But this is a weak car with poor aerodynamics. It can barely hit 120km/h. It does have lots of headroom though.
  13. #13
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Greek Style I'm not 15, so nah.

    Besides this car has no power. 1.2 litre petrol. It's just not a sporty drive.

    il fukn show u how 2 drive it faget
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lardass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.. i have small-engines that power assorted tools and equipment that literally have larger displacement than that

    So?
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lardass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.. thats because they literally steal money out of your card if they feel like it. they have all kinds of fees they can add…excess tire wear, damage that may or may not have been present before renting, gasoline fees, cleaning fees…all kinds of shit. hotels do the same thing.

    cruise lines do something similar but infinitely worse. the first time i was on a cruise and the fuckers asked for my CC info for 'security' reasons i was suspicious…which was warranted…because after the cruise they billed me for all kinds of assorted bullshit that i didnt want. one of the BS charges was $50 in tips for each of the the maid, server, cleaner-person, and port/fuel fees 'in excess of what was billed when the cruise was booked.'

    i out-j­ewed the fuckers when i go on cruises or go to resorts now by using it for the 'security deposit' then after im booked/checked in i call the CC issuer and tell them im on vacation so i need a 'hold' placed on the card so no one else can use it in case i lose it.

    thats why i keep a low-balance credit card that i just use for stupid shit like that. car rentals…hotel/resorts…cruises…and ive caught haji gas stations doing the same thing. they place a 'hold' on your card when you run it.

    you didnt mention charges for all the bloody mattresses your ass caused after your boyfriemd was done with you.

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lardass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.. i have small-engines that power assorted tools and equipment that literally have larger displacement than that

    thats because americans are not known for their competence at designing efficient engines.
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