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Fona 7-8-2020 The Drivers Test

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Today is the day.
    Im kind of nervous.
  2. #2
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    My only advice is not to take Fentanyl beforehand
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    One of the times I took ecstasy I had a driving lesson the next day, I was still coming down from it

    Man that was a fucked up situation but I got away with it
  4. #4
    G African Astronaut
    I deem this a 50/50 prop ?! I mean he's an idiot but can do robotic/monotonous shit w/ regularity & that's basically what a driving exam is ?! But if he starts talking in that slow ass mongoloid cadence w/ the lifeless eyes that may spook the inspector & they assume(correctly) that's he's mentally inept ?! So many variables here.
  5. #5
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by rabbitweed My only advice is not to take Fentanyl beforehand

    yea do it during
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    weel good luck little arnie, let me know how it went. I don't think I've ever taken a driving test per se, like when i was 15 in high school they had a driving class but we never drove a car just took a written test.

    I did do driving school outside of high school where we drove though with other people taking turns. The first time I ever was getting on the interstate I was going to slow getting on and my driving instructor, bernie mac karate chopped in the neck and said hurry up and grabbed my knee and shoved it on the gas lol.

    what kind of car did you get?
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  7. #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I am taking the test in my moms car that ive never drove b4 but its got a nice back up camera.
    I have drove a total of 10 minutes in the last 3+ years.
    I do drive a forklift a lot.
    The last 2 times i got my license i failed the test both times and didnt get it until my 2nd try.
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    inb4 "I killed a kid and my instructor videotaped it how do I blackmail him"
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  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby what kind of car did you get?

    2001 ford escape.
    Which is currently broken.
  10. #10
    So I talked ot over with Schell. And if erny passes his driver Ed weel gonna buy him a custom dairy queen ice cream cake shaped just like his red racecar bed

    And once he gets his jalopy running weel gonna get him a custom aftermarket head unit so he can listen his favorite CDs while he terrorizes the streets like a real Gunt

    Let us know erny , intill then I'll be kissing Schell in the lip while she rubs her maniscus on me
  11. #11
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I am taking the test in my moms car that ive never drove b4 but its got a nice back up camera.
    I have drove a total of 10 minutes in the last 3+ years.
    I do drive a forklift a lot.
    The last 2 times i got my license i failed the test both times and didnt get it until my 2nd try.

    how did you fail a driving test
  12. #12
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Ffs
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I am taking the test in my moms car that ive never drove b4 but its got a nice back up camera.
    I have drove a total of 10 minutes in the last 3+ years.
    I do drive a forklift a lot.
    The last 2 times i got my license i failed the test both times and didnt get it until my 2nd try.

    if you already have your license why do you have to test again? serious question, i guess shit is different in ohio than it is in texas. I just took a writing test when i was 15
  14. #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Um. Lol
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Um. Lol

    um.. what? use your big girl words, big ape.
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  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Um. Lol

    um.. what? use your big girl words, big ape.
  17. #17
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur turning 30, riding dirty on a restricted license, mong.
    U take the written at 15, the driving at 16. Ur actually 30 pimp :/
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur turning 30, riding dirty on a restricted license, mong.
    U take the written at 15, the driving at 16. Ur actually 30 pimp :/

    I just turned 33 and I'm not on a restricted license.. where do you info from? Out of your fat ass?
  19. #19
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    🙄 huuurrr ur so fat. Clever dillweed. I got the information from ur dad, because his self esteem is rock bottom cuz ur his son. His words not mine.
  20. #20
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    " I took the written, had to be physically pressed to hit the gas for the driving test" Jesus Christ.
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