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Do you put a layer of toilet paper in there before you take a dump?

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    To prevent splashback?

    I hate it when you drop a big one and your ass gets wet it's so ewwwy
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Yeah I do this, don't want wee all over my bum bum.
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    never , im too busy getn nasty
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by toilet clogger never , im too busy getn nasty

    God damn toilet clogger fucker
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Jesus fuck.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Wat
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    street_carp African Astronaut
    Don't have to, my shits are so long they don't really drop, they descend and then coil up in the bog.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fuck off if I wanted to poop on a piece of paper I wouldn't bother using a toilet at all
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by aldra fuck off if I wanted to poop on a piece of paper I wouldn't bother using a toilet at all

    What the hell?

    Enjoy your splashback
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    Technologist victim of incest
    OMG, just buy the bathroom wet wipes and wipe your ass afterward. F that laying all that toilet paper out. What if you gotta go bad?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Technologist OMG, just buy the bathroom wet wipes and wipe your ass afterward. F that laying all that toilet paper out. What if you gotta go bad?

    But I hate the feeling

    And sometimes I don’t wipe my ass I just jump straight in the shower
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Well then ya don’t need to put down the TP if you’re getting in the shower.
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    lol, none of you adults in the west, inventor of modern toilet bowls, knows how to shit properly.



    THIS IS HOW YOU SHIT IN CIVILITY :

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i made sure my shits only hit the sidewall of the toilet bowl so they drop into the water at an angle that causes sideway splashes away from my ass.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lol, none of you adults in the west, inventor of modern toilet bowls, knows how to shit properly.



    THIS IS HOW YOU SHIT IN CIVILITY :

    You’re a westerner you fucking retard
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls You’re a westerner you fucking retard

    He’s not one of ours.
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    Originally posted by Grylls You’re a westerner you fucking retard

    but you arent.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but you arent.

    Yes I am
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    Originally posted by Grylls Yes I am

    sure,

    western africca.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Nah i dont do that but my dick is so long in the middle of the night I'll sit on the crapper so i dont have turn on the light and every noe and then it will touch the water.

    Another thing i dont like is cum poopy. Like after cumming i might go sit on the crapper to crap and when im pissing while doing it a string of cum will come out of my dick and into the poop so when i stand up the string of cum will still be attached to my dick and pull back up. So gross but hey it happens
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