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I worked in an office yesterday

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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    It was awful. You couldn't work lying down on a couch, the toilets stunk and had someone elses shit in them, and I don't think they had any temperature control at all. How the fuck do people do this all their lives.

    Glad to be working on a couch in my underwear with my wife making me lunch again today. As I do almost every day.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Glad I don't work in telesales.

    What a loser.
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    LOL this guy is such a pleb the only work from home job he could possibly imagine is telesales.
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    If I told him I worked in a big corner office he'd be all "Glad I don't work as a cleaner".

    What an absolute peasant. Council estate mindset.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    I'm sorry you are a triggered bitch that pretends he has a great life. You wouldn't post here otherwise you fucking reject.

    Hahaha what a faggot

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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Jokes on you, I only post here because I have no friends, the career is going fine.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by rabbitweed It was awful. You couldn't work lying down on a couch, the toilets stunk and had someone elses shit in them, and I don't think they had any temperature control at all. How the fuck do people do this all their lives.

    Glad to be working on a couch in my underwear with my wife making me lunch again today. As I do almost every day.

    what do you do for work
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting what do you do for work

    Make software.
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    Originally posted by rabbitweed Make software.

    ^ what a soft man would do.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by rabbitweed the toilets stunk and had someone elses shit in them



    You're the janitor?
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Telesales

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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    A lot of jelly people ITT. Before this I used to work in an office, just like you.

    I mean of course it was my own office with a door I could shut and a view. But still!

    If you're nice to me I'll help you better yourselves as well.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Janitor's closet?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Octavian I'm sorry you are a triggered bitch that pretends he has a great life. You wouldn't post here otherwise you fucking reject.

    Hahaha what a faggot


    that projection though
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    Originally posted by rabbitweed If you're nice to me I'll help you better yourselves as well.

    no thanks.

    i work at a hardware store because im a hard man.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Make software.

    kinda boring isn't it ?
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood that projection though

    Octavian is a highly successful stock trader and currency trader who just happens to live in a small flat in a crime-ridden area he rents for $500 CAD a month. Show some respect to the Wolf of the Council Estate
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting kinda boring isn't it ?

    Nah I really like it. Except for the bit when you have to talk to programmers.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Octavian is a highly successful stock trader and currency trader who just happens to live in a small flat in a crime-ridden area he rents for $500 CAD a month. Show some respect to the Wolf of the Council Estate

    whats a council estate?
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Public housing, UK analogue of the projects.
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