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Something I've known my entire life, but only fully realized until this year.

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    Nobody gives a shit about you.
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    And to expand on this, if you want things done, you're gonna have to do it yourself.
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    *slowly claps*
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    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger *slowly claps*

    You're being sarcastic, but I bet you depend on others for shit and aren't even aware of it.
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    But you will be aware of it one day, then come to the same realization. Faggot.
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    Who really knows, you know?
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Actor Who really knows, you know?

    People can "care" about you in the moment, but they're a completely separate entity. The only person who REALLY gives a shit about your life is you.
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    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Enter People can "care" about you in the moment, but they're a completely separate entity. The only person who REALLY gives a shit about your life is you.

    one day you'll realize that not even you care about your life
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    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    cupio dissolvi
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    Originally posted by Enter People can "care" about you in the moment, but they're a completely separate entity. The only person who REALLY gives a shit about your life is you.

    You are the only person who is with you 100% of the time, and who knows the most about you and has the whole picture.
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    Invent imaginary friends
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No, my mom definitely does. Moms are usually burrity koohl
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    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ No, my mom definitely does. Moms are usually burrity koohl

    nah, most mothers are horseshit
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by antinatalism nah, most mothers are horseshit

    I'm sorry you feel this way. Shitty at being moms or shitty in general?
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    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm sorry you feel this way. Shitty at being moms or shitty in general?

    both. it shouldn't surprise anyone since they're women
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by antinatalism both. it shouldn't surprise anyone since they're women

    Oh. OK. I guess I got lucky; my mom's pretty fucking awesome, and she definitely cares.
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    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by antinatalism both. it shouldn't surprise anyone since they're women

    Originally posted by mmQ Oh. OK. I guess I got lucky; my mom's pretty fucking awesome, and she definitely cares.

    that's a list of possible reasons of your average mother:

    > making a baby leads to a socially acceptable lifestyle
    > I can fill the frustrations and emptiness of my life by giving birth to another human being
    > I'll have someone to take care of me when I'll be old and more lonely
    > oh little babies look so sweet but when he'll be 20 he better get the fuck outta my house
    > oy vey, I gave him the gift of life without asking his consent first, how he dares to not be thankful to me!
    > I better throw out some babies before I'll divorce with my current husband so I'll get a shit tons of bucks
    > I'll love him unconditionally as long as he lets me shape him as I like, otherwise he needs to get out of my home


    pick at least one for your mother
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. None of the above. She loves me unconditionally despite the shape I'm in. I'm just saying, she gives a shit about me. Maybe that's rare around here.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. None of the above. She loves me unconditionally despite the shape I'm in. I'm just saying, she gives a shit about me. Maybe that's rare around here.

    I refuse to believe she's never used this one against you:

    I gave him the gift of life without asking his consent first, how he dares to not be thankful to me!
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Used it against me? Like some typa abstract blackmail or what? And yes, of course she gave birth without my consent as that's literally the only way to give birth. She doesn't say oy vey and she's never demanded me to be thankful. LOL. She knows that I AM thankful. I'm not really sure what we're discussing here anyway. Nobody is going to prove to me that my mom doesn't care about me. All I wanted to do was point out that she does, and that the op can't be holistically accurate for that very reason, not that I missed the general point, because I didn't.
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