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Cheat Mask for Covid19

  1. #1
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    In my area it is now a requirement to wear masks due to Covid19. I don't like it.

    I was thinking about making a mask that has no fi lter and just looks like a protective mask. Something that gives me no protection against this nasty virus. Just as a way to rebel back against the rule makers.

    Any ideas?
  2. #2
    wear a ski mask
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    gimp mask
  4. #4
    D4NG0 African Astronaut
    Just throw on a pair of panties and go full pervert. It's pride month, anyway.
  5. #5
    use a bra.
  6. #6
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny use a bra.

    Shutaup
  7. #7
    cigreting African Astronaut
    use a bloody maxi pad from ur grama
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #8
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ye
  9. #9
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Good ideas.

    When should we start?
  10. #10
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    cigretings grampspsa alredy srted



    wat an faget
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  11. #11
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    This shit is why every other country hates Americans. You'd rather put on a fake mask than just wear a real one.


    It's got nothing to do with "rolling over" or any other bullshit either, as by giving the illusion of wearing a mask you're still complying with their rules. You're just putting actual effort into lying about something they'll never know you lied about in the first place.
  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Filter respirator masks, especially N95, surgical and non-medical masks, provide negligible COVID-19 protection for the following reasons:

    1. Viruses in the fluid envelopes that surround them can be very small, so small in fact that you would need an electron microscope to see them. N95 masks filter 95% of particles with a diameter of 0.3 microns or larger. COVID-19 particles are .08 - .12 microns.

    2. Viruses don’t just enter us through our mouth and nose, but can also enter through our eyes and even the pores of our skin. The only effective barrier one can wear to protect against virus exposure would be a fully encapsulated hazmat suit with cuffs by ankles taped to boots and cuffs by wrists taped to gloves, while receiving breathing air from a self-contained breathing apparatus (SCBA).

    This barrier is standard gear to protect against a biohazard (viruses) and would have to be worn in a possible virus hazard environment 24/7 and you wouldn’t be able to remove any part of it even to have a sip of water, eat or use the washroom while in the virus environment. If you did, you would become exposed and would negate all the prior precautions you had taken.

    3. Not only are N95, surgical and non-medical masks useless as protection from COVID-19, but in addition, they also create very real risks and possible serious threats to a wearer’s health for the following reasons:

    A. Wearing these masks increases breathing resistance, making it more difficult to both inhale and exhale. According to our Alberta government regulations on respirator (mask) use, anyone that is required to wear a respirator mask should be screened to determine their ability to safely wear one.

    Any covering of the mouth and nose increases breathing resistance, whether the mask is certified or not. Those individuals with pre-existing medical conditions of shortness of breath, lung disease, panic attacks, breathing difficulties, chest pain in exertion, cardiovascular disease, fainting spells, claustrophobia, chronic bronchitis, heart problems, asthma, allergies, diabetes, seizures, high blood pressure and pacemakers need to be pre-screened by a medical professional to be approved to be able to safely wear one. Wearing these masks could cause a medical emergency for anyone with any of these conditions.

    Pregnancy-related high blood pressure is possible. More research is necessary to determine the impact of wearing a mask for extended periods of time on pregnancy.

    It is dangerous to recommend, much less mandate anyone with medical conditions to wear a mask without educating them about the risks involved in wearing them without having been pre-screened and approved by a medical professional first.

    B. In order for any respirator mask to offer protection to a specific user, that user must be individually fitted with the right type, right size, if male – face must be clean shaven (only short moustache allowed). Next, the user must be fit tested with that respirator by a trained professional to determine whether or not the respirator is providing the user with an air-tight seal – a requirement for any respirator mask.

    C. N95 masks – N for not resistant to oil particles, 95 for the percentage of protection – the lowest level of all respirator masks

    These masks even when properly sized and fitted will not protect against virus exposure, however they are capable of adequate protection from larger particles such as pet dander, pollen and sawdust.

    Surgical masks (the paper ones that loop around the ears) – do not seal to the face and do not filter anything.

    Nonmedical and/or homemade masks are dangerous because:

    ● Not engineered for the efficient yet protective requirements of easy inhalation and effective purging of exhaled carbon dioxide
    ● Could cause an oxygen deficiency for the user
    ● Could cause an accumulation of carbon dioxide for the user
    ● Shouldn’t be recommended under any circumstance
  13. #13
    Technologist motherfucker
    Yes, yes, speculum, all the PPE that medical professionals have been wearing for years to protect themselves against disease, do not work.

    Can you ever say anything that isn’t total BS?
  14. #14
    cigreting African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Can you ever say anything that isn’t total BS?
    Hes pretty credible most of the time.
    Same question for you
  15. #15
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by cigreting Hes pretty credible most of the time.
    Same question for you

    Spectral is credible? Are you serious? Do you read everything he writes? I used to, but it’s just made up fantasies in his mind. So you are saying that you believe aliens will be part of the rapture? He believes that Metallica are some great prophets nahhhh man.

    My credibility comes with my integrity. It took a shot here lately, but it’s still intact😊
  16. #16
    cigreting African Astronaut
    hold on tech....
    Read what i said. Most of the time, not all of the time. Your point would be valid if i said all of the time.
  17. #17
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by cigreting hold on tech….
    Read what i said. Most of the time, not all of the time. Your point would be valid if i said all of the time.

    Yeah but Cig I don’t think he’s credible anywhere near “most of the time”😂. I think he’s credible about 15% of the time. That’s nowhere near most
  18. #18
    stl1 Space Nigga
    Originally posted by SBTlauien In my area it is now a requirement to wear masks due to Covid19. I don't like it.

    I was thinking about making a mask that has no fi lter and just looks like a protective mask. Something that gives me no protection against this nasty virus. Just as a way to rebel back against the rule makers.

    Any ideas?



    Yes.

    Go visit your parents, grandparents and children, if you have any.

    Your family tree needs to go extinct.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Technologist Yes, yes, speculum, all the PPE that medical professionals have been wearing for years to protect themselves against disease, do not work.

    Can you ever say anything that isn’t total BS?

    let the record reflects that she hasnt, not once, complained that her hospital is being chocked full of covid patients and dead bodies are everywhere.

    not even seen increased workload.
  20. #20
    stl1 Space Nigga
    Vinny, you're a dickhead.
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