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  1. #1
    Nighthunter Yung Blood
    I tried fucking a prositute to get over my ex, except I couldn't get an errection, so I paid $140 to get my dick sucked for like 30 seconds and thumb my dick inide her for like 3 mins...

    I guess the love for my ex and the potential rape/sexual assault charges also played a roll. Also her baby and boyfriend in the other room and having to wear a condom.... Why am I such a fucking mental retard
  2. #2
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Nighthunter I tried fucking a prositute to get over my ex, except I couldn't get an errection, so I paid $140 to get my dick sucked for like 30 seconds and thumb my dick inide her for like 3 mins…

    I guess the love for my ex and the potential rape/sexual assault charges also played a roll. Also her baby and boyfriend in the other room and having to wear a condom…. Why am I such a fucking mental retard

    Wait what the fuck.
  3. #3
    Nighthunter Yung Blood
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Wait what the fuck.


    yeah me thinking I'm gonna get stabbed didn't help.
  4. #4
    Renting out your g/f so you don't have to go to work, it's a compelling option.
  5. #5
    cigreting African Astronaut
    have fun getting aids
  6. #6
    Originally posted by cigreting have fun getting aids

    Bah it's only a chronic illness now what with these new fangled drugs. It's no more dangerous than putting your penis in a hungry pitbulls mouth.
  7. #7
    Nighthunter Yung Blood
    Originally posted by cigreting have fun getting aids

    I could do with aids right now.
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