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BummyMofo sketched my online internet long distance Chinese girlfriend

  1. #1
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]


    I swear she doesn't have a moustache and her jaw isn't that big, plus she didn't have makeup on
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  2. #2
    Got rid of that ridiculous mustache for you. I think it's more accurate now.

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  3. #3
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I hate u
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  4. #4
    Technologist motherfucker
    She’s got a wonky eye.
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Technologist She’s got a wonky eye.

    You've got a wonky boob

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  6. #6
    Technologist motherfucker
    Originally posted by Grylls You've got a wonky boob


    Touché
  7. #7
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Sorry but you deserved that

    No one insults my online internet long distance Chinese girlfriend
  8. #8
    Technologist motherfucker
    Well the picture he drew gave her a crossed eye. Blame him not me😁



    Hun it takes a lot more than that to upset me!
  9. #9
    and her head looks big too!
  10. #10
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Fuck off
  11. #11
    Technologist motherfucker
    Mr McFuckoff
  12. #12
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I was gonna post the original pic but you can fuck right off now
  13. #13
    Technologist motherfucker
    Ok Mr Fucker-McFuckington
  14. #14
    What made you get into a long distance relationship Grylls?
  15. #15
    Technologist motherfucker
    He has attachment issues😂
  16. #16
    frala Avant garde shartist
    He likes to phone bone
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  17. #17
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by street_carp What made you get into a long distance relationship Grylls?

    Before this covid shit happened I had already booked my vacation to Thailand, but I fell out with my ex so I found someone else at the same place I was supposed to be going, I didn't know she was Chinese at the time

    Plus I hate English girls

    I doubt this will work out anyway, probably just gonna be a fuck if it ever does happen
  18. #18
    La baise sans frontieres.

    This guy is living the dream.
  19. #19
    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Not sure what that means but thanks I guess
  20. #20
    cigreting African Astronaut
    m8 wuts his name
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